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I was reading some essays when I stumbled upon maybe one of the greatest opening lines I've ever heard: "Her house smelled like a mix of burnt chocolate and elephant sh*t."
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"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
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LittleMissNyan wrote: December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm "Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
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MadCow2357 wrote: December 2nd, 2019, 2:13 pm
LittleMissNyan wrote: December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm "Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
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LittleMissNyan wrote: December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm "Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
I've heard similar things at my school lol
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