Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[LittleMissNyan]

"IT'S FIZZY! WHY IS IT FIZZY??"
"This smells like alcohol!"
"WHY IS THE PINEAPPLE FIZZY?!"
"It's fermented pineapple! It's wine now!"
"WHY IS IT F I Z Z Y???"

Later:
"If it's poisoned I'm going to die in *glances at the clock* 28 hours"

[LittleMissNyan]

"I'm gonna pee in your shoes"

"Good job Study Island you're a potato"

[Things2do]

"I'm gonna pee in your shoes"

"Good job Study Island you're a potato"

I remember Study Island. But not any potatoes...


"The next time I see Baxter, I'm gonna throw his biscuit onto a moving train. He gave me his cold!"
-I said this two days ago.

[raytay]

They just nyoom around the cell membrane!

Get in the zone. Ribosome

(I said both of these)

[Phenakism]

"The first person who discovered milk, must've been like...
WOAH if I can just squeeze this pink jiggly thing the baby cows drink from, it squeezes out white liquid. Time to drink it yes!"

"Onions are like ogres. Onions have many layers. Ogres have many layers. And then there's you, who looks like both combined."

"Ma'am, yes ma'am thats' illegal sir please receive your pet child from the orphanage to receive your mom"

"OOp guess I'm your dad's sister mother son's mother-in-law cousins nurse now"

"If I got a dime for every time I saw you, I would be in debt"

"Get wrapped Wreck it Ralph"

I've seen a lot of things.

[LittleMissNyan]

"I AM A STALE HAMSTER"

[raytay]

Okay, do we have any questions on soup?

[nateDC]

I'm sorry sir, I don't know...maybe you could check the ladies' room?

[Things2do]

This was the cashier in Arby's today. I couldn't hear part of it, so I have included both possibilities of what she said.

"I need the finger again."
or
"It needs fingered again."

[raytay]

This was the cashier in Arby's today. I couldn't hear part of it, so I have included both possibilities of what she said.

"I need the finger again."
or
"It needs fingered again."

It's an actual "that's what she said" moment!!!