Corrupt a Wish

[Avis_de-Incendia]

granted, but your plane crashes halfway there.

I wish more hummingbirds would come to the feeder in my backyard.

[2win]

Granted, but then you have too much family to take care of. lol
I wish I could settle my feelings.

[Avis_de-Incendia]

granted, but they settle in a bad way.

I wish that Roma's nickname was Killer Whale.

[soobsession]

granted, but then theyd turn into cannibals and start eating each other and fight over the nectar stuff

i wish they could tell us next years events NOW.

[2win]

granted, but then that will be unfair to new teams
I wish I had something better to do.

[Avis_de-Incendia]

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish there was no such thing as homework.

NObody wants to corrupt this...

[2win]

I do! Then you'd all be stupid and I would dominate the world cause I got my dad to make me homework so that I could practice and get smarter!
I wish I could go to NC now.

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then my sweatpants would sweep in and strangle you!

I wish that Unmack hadn't assigned this stupid Holocost project!!!

[starpug]

Granted but you'd have to do Deruysscher's Utopia project

I wish that I had some good pizza

[danger will robinson]

I heard about that...is it evil?

I wish I didn't have to do any evil English projects!