Scioly Assassination 135: A Series of Unfortunate Non-Harmless April Fool's Day Pranks

[Creationist127]

Would "the world's greatest super slide" reference Coaster or (unlikely) Gravity Vehicle?

[lindsmaurer]

The sassy just said to NOT look at events

[pikachu4919]

The sassy just said to NOT look at events

That’s actually technically not what they said...they just said events not being referenced in clues happens, but they never said that this clue was guaranteed to be one of those cases

[BennyTheJett]

Now pika helps out that they've been mentioned....... suspicious?

[Here]

Now pika helps out that they've been mentioned....... suspicious?

I’m somewhat suspicious... looking at the way the sassy speaks seems similar to pika
edit: am I insane or did I just see pika post then delete.......
very suspicious

[BennyTheJett]

Now pika helps out that they've been mentioned....... suspicious?

I’m somewhat suspicious... looking at the way the sassy speaks seems similar to pika

Also very quick to point the finger to windu.....

[Assassinator]

Now pika helps out that they've been mentioned....... suspicious?

I’m somewhat suspicious... looking at the way the sassy speaks seems similar to pika
edit: am I insane or did I just see pika post then delete.......
very suspicious

No, you are just imagining things. It may be in your better interests to solve the clue, since I have been pretty disappointed in your efforts so far. Mods make mistakes all the time, too. They're not perfect human beings, which also makes them ripe for killing!

[lindsmaurer]

Next to Normal is about someone with bipolar disorder... which is characterized by acting two distinct ways... maybe the real account and the sassy account of the assasinator?

Pair that with the extra time... I think the sassy is targeting their real account. Also, for the sassy to come on and say we are just imagining things is suspicious. And if pika is the sassy and posted and deleted, she could've meant to post as the sassy and forgot to switch accounts. That fits... but it could also be the sassy trying to make us think that it's pika by coming on to talk about that.

[BennyTheJett]

Next to Normal is about someone with bipolar disorder... which is characterized by acting two distinct ways... maybe the real account and the sassy account of the assasinator?

Pair that with the extra time... I think the sassy is targeting their real account.

I'm no officer, but it's definitely possible. Pika just hopped in and tried to help (real account)? This is very interesting......

[lindsmaurer]

Also, there's this:

2.) Should mods be allowed to participate in clue solving?

Mods have magic powers that allow them to identify who the sassy is by other means without any knowledge of communications between exchanging hands of the Assassinator account. So no matter what, we are able to know who they are

Pika knows who the sassy is, or at least is able to know. She can't fairly help.

That and this:

If the sassy wanted to continue the pattern, they would tell you what the last four digits were.

She knows what the sassy is thinking... I say an officer ought to accuse Pika.