Corrupt a Wish

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but that school just happens to be a boarding school in Zimbabwe, where they sacrifice one of their students every week.....as dinner because in case i didn't mention it, that boarding school is cannibalistic.
i wish i was principal person of that boarding school.

[crabnebula143]

granted but then you wouldn't be in Science Olympiad.

I wish... I wish I could to to nats.

[2win]

Granted, but then you would have to work your butt off.
I wish my team luck for regionals this Saturday!

[zoproeg]

Granted, but then you'd have to workyour butt off to study for states.
I wish that spring break would come early

[crazibanana_51]

Granted but then cummer would come late

granted, but then all the luck in the world gets centered on your team, and the concentration of luck in just that one place is too great for the poor earth to bear, so then the world gets sucked into a weird alternate reality where the hedgehog named Charlie Tiberius Caesar Dermot Estaban rules the world, along with his trusty sidekick, the mutated squirrel known as Jim.

I wish that Charlie Tiberius Caesar Dermot Estaban ruled the world, and that everyone loved that poor, misunderstood guy- i mean hedgehog.

I wish that sadistic_cottoncandy wouldnt mention my dog or my dates in her stories

[redreading249]

Wish granted but she mentions them in everything else :]

I wish i had food

[crazibanana_51]

Granted but then I wouldnt have food
I wish I could play with one of the 2 strands of smallpox existing in a haz mat suit so that I wont die

[redreading249]

wish granted... yay!

I wish there was a different show on tv..

[crazibanana_51]

Granted but you wouldnt like that show either
I wish that I didnt have to do Spanish homework

[crabnebula143]

granted but then you would never learn anything in spanish class (which might be a good thing)

i wish home work didn't esist.