Corrupt a Wish

[marylandscioly550]

but then suddenly the bus/plane breaks down and all you can do is imagining how amazzzing nats is without being able to be there..
i wish my arm didnt hurt

[redreading249]

wish granted.. but now your leg hurts

I wish my team does good in nats!

[2win]

Granted, but then you might do bad next year at regionals.
I wish my team luck on regionals

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then all the luck in the world gets centered on your team, and the concentration of luck in just that one place is too great for the poor earth to bear, so then the world gets sucked into a weird alternate reality where the hedgehog named Charlie Tiberius Caesar Dermot Estaban rules the world, along with his trusty sidekick, the mutated squirrel known as Jim.

I wish that Charlie Tiberius Caesar Dermot Estaban ruled the world, and that everyone loved that poor, misunderstood guy- i mean hedgehog.

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then since everybody loved that guy-I mean hedgehog so much, the world would get sucked into yet another alternate reality where Scotty would stop waking us up, my campmates would stop singing and dancing to Cascada, and Mr. Bearbear would stop being himself and...wow nobody gets my inside jokes.

I wish people got my inside jokes

[redreading249]

Granted, but then you might do bad next year at regionals.
I wish my team luck on regionals

Haha! Our state has no regionals
Yay!!

and...
Wish granted.. but only one person does and thats the person who has the inside joke with you.

I wish I didn't have a cold :[

[genius3point14159]

granted, but then you'd get the flu

i wish i had more m&ms

[crabnebula143]

granted. but then you would eat so many of them you would get sick and wouldn't be able to compete.

I wish school was an extra-curricular activity + Science Oly. was mandatory.

[chia]

granted, but then a ton of anti-nerds would start crowding sci oly
i wish we could get 1st place at state.

[redreading249]

Wish granted but then the scores get retallied and u lost by one point

I wish I get accepted into a good highschool