Scioly Assassination 128: The Dark Abyss

[Assassinator]

While going caving hippo9's flashlight revealed 3 numbers in the darkness.
The numbers are:
14,440
13,528
6,643

The officers held a meeting to discuss any potential significance of the number:
TCS: Huh we should divide by 3.28
Hippo9: Nah lets be unique! Don't be like everyone else!
pb5754[]: ewww 8
linzhiyan: Huh how do you be 3 places at once?
MadCow2357: Well this is a wild planet

48 Hours

[TheChiScientist]

While going caving hippo9's flashlight revealed 3 numbers in the darkness.
The numbers are:
14,440
13,528
6,643

The officers held a meeting to discuss any potential significance of the number:
TCS: Huh we should divide by 3.28
Hippo9: Nah lets be unique! Don't be like everyone else!
pb5754[]: ewww 8
linzhiyan: Huh how do you be 3 places at once?
MadCow2357: Well this is a wild planet

48 Hours

Ideas anyone?? Not sure what to do...

[Name]

While going caving hippo9's flashlight revealed 3 numbers in the darkness.
The numbers are:
14,440
13,528
6,643

The officers held a meeting to discuss any potential significance of the number:
TCS: Huh we should divide by 3.28
Hippo9: Nah lets be unique! Don't be like everyone else!
pb5754[]: ewww 8
linzhiyan: Huh how do you be 3 places at once?
MadCow2357: Well this is a wild planet

48 Hours

Quick thoughts:
3.28 is conversation between feet and meters
Let's be unique could mean the US is (basically) unique in using the imperial units? (NVM this)
Wild planet=dynamic?

Maybe if someone does like dyplan and fermi they could be worth a protect?
Edit: OMG I'm stupid I can't do unit conversations

[JoeyC]

You can stand in 3 places at once in tri state areas? (such as NY-CT-NJ)

[pb5754]

You can stand in 3 places at once in tri state areas? (such as NY-CT-NJ)

That doesn't quite work... NY-PA-NJ maybe idk...

[luanne]

the sassy says three numbers but there is technically 6.. so the pairs prolly go together. I totally don't know if this is even close but using a number to letter cipher you get:
N,440
M,52H
F,64C

also the first two numbers are divisible by 8 but 643 isn't riperoni
edit: LMAO IM STUPID I SAW TWO NUMBERS INSTEAD OF ONE JUST GIANT NUMBER HAHA

[Assassinator]

It's only the first clue and maybe I made it a bit too hard. Here's some small tips:

the sassy says three numbers but there is technically 6.. so the pairs prolly go together. I totally don't know if this is even close but using a number to letter cipher you get:
N,440
M,52H
F,64C

also the first two numbers are divisible by 8 but 643 isn't riperoni

There are only 3 numbers. The comma serves no purpose.

You can stand in 3 places at once in tri state areas? (such as NY-CT-NJ)

The locations are not all touching... also "be at 3 places at once" probably isn't the best way to phrase this. How about there are 3 important locations

Quick thoughts:
3.28 is conversation between feet and meters
Let's be unique could mean the US is (basically) unique in using the imperial units? (NVM this)
Wild planet=dynamic?

Maybe if someone does like dyplan and fermi they could be worth a protect?
Edit: OMG I'm stupid I can't do unit conversations

Feet is a very good starting point. Try to build from here.

Edit: When in doubt use google

[Anomaly]

*come on someone just say this: i accuse name of being the sassy because it makes sense*

[Name]

*come on someone just say this: i accuse name of being the sassy because it makes sense*

Ok. I accuse name of being sassy became it makes sense

[Assassinator]

*come on someone just say this: i accuse name of being the sassy because it makes sense*

Ok. I accuse name of being sassy became it makes sense

When walking towards his target, name fell into the deep dark abyss and was never seen again. Name pm me for your next choice of who will become the next sassy.
lol no