Corrupt a Wish

[pjgscioisamazing]

Granted, but then you accidentally stir whatever you're cooking with your controller and try to use the spoon to direct your game.
I wish that Food Sci was an event again instead of Enviro Chem.

Granted, but then you would have to deal with annoying/bad events again

I wish I could meet Bruce Springsteen

[Phenylethylamine]

Granted, but then you realize that you actually are physically attracted to him XD
I wish I was fluent in French.

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then you can't speak english or any other language.
i wish james stark were real....

[RaiderRed1026]

granted, but then we'd all have to be fake.

I wish I had superpowers.

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then you're allergic to the sun
i wish that the TMNT lived in an actual building with running water

[cooltiger]

Granted but they all turned evil and destory humanity

I wish that anything that annoys me didn't exist!

[[ [ not marykate ] ]]

granted, but those annoyances not in existence will create a whole army of non-existent annoyances in their parallel universe of the non-existent and eventually wage war on you.

I wish I can go to any concert I want, anytime. for free.

[crazibanana_51]

Granted but all the concerts you see have to be classical piano
I wish that one day sadistic_cottoncandy's wife and I will one day rule the world

[redreading249]

Wish granted.. but no one will obey you..

I wish I had a pet...

[Pleiades]

granted, but then it eats you.

I wish my team made it to nats