Corrupt a Wish

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then you'd be suck a sucky driver that you'd total the car that you were driving.

I wish that my sense of direction wasn't so bad!!! (It's horrible! When I start driving, I'm going to be in trouble. This is my third year in middle school, and I ...don't...really...know ...my...way...to...school..yet......)

[2win]

(Just look for landmarks that can help you remember the way...) Granted, but then your friends and families will keep calling you for directions.
I wish I could skip 8th grade to 10th.(I'm in 7th now and it's sooooooooo boring.)

[danger will robinson]

Yes, but the landmarks that I notice tend to change (take billboards for example). Also, when I have to explain where something is, I use the me-version of directions.
For example: Keep on going straight until you hit the beer billboard. Then turn left and continue on until you hit Rayley's. Take a sharp right and go on for a really long time, make sure you pass that random huge inflatable rat until you get to this intersection that has a Carl's Junior on the right...see, this doesn't work very well. I've tried and people get very confused. I can't figure out why!

Granted, but then 8th grade will be just as boring.

I wish for 2win's sake that 8th grade won't be as boring.

[2win]

Awww. Thanks.
Try using stores, restaurants and gas stations instead of billboards.
Granted, but then I will get very confused on how 8th grade got very exciting.
I wish I could learn to create my own forums.

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then you'd forget as soon as you learned.

I wish that SO never, ever, ever, ended!

[marylandscioly550]

granted, but then that means that school never ends...

i wish there were such as thing as internationals (ya kno like after nationals)

[danger will robinson]

granted, but then that means that school never ends...

*shivers with fear*

i'm sorry. i can't corrupt this wish because i want it to be that way so much to

i wish that trader joe's jo joes weren't so good!!! (i eat too many of them)

[2win]

granted, but then he would go out of business.
I wish I could go back to LA and visit my old home there.

[marylandscioly550]

granted, but then you'd find out that your old home was remodeled into a gigantic... park... and u wouldnt find anything...

i wish that my internet was faster

[catapult champion]

granted but u would blow up your computer

i wish i didnt take algebra