never ending story!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tailsfan101]

Part VIII (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Except for the one part with a crushed monkey skull which had an exotic infectious disease known as nuclear reactor's syndrome which is characterized by excessive geniusness along with slight annoyingness. The only known treatment consists of the brain fluid of a llama with hepatitis. So our journey must set out to the andes mountains prized for their hepatitis infested gene pool (apples) but then an infected lemur bites us and infects one of our number (hydrogen fuel cell) with hepatitis. So we have to now journey to malaysia to find the purple armadillo whose blood holds the cure. But the armadillo is busy eating a person named Nuclear Reactor. Thus, the armadillo gets nuclear reactor's syndrome. So I go steal a llama from the Andes, which gets infected with Cheesyism, or extreme scientific genius and annoyingness. Now we must journey to the spiderarctic to find a rare polar bear with malaria, extract his blood, and let it mature under the full moon to the singing of a dead cow. But now there is a 200% tax on singing dead cows and we don't have enough money which is we we decide to rob a bank which happens to be conveniently close by.

[Tailsfan101]

Part IX (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Only it turns out that the bank guards are not human, they are actually Wookies who eat children and bank robbers and rip the arms off Stormtroopers who come back as zombies and kill the wookies. Now we can rob the bank! But just as we are making our getaway Darth Vader comes in riding on a llama and he blocks the exit. But the llama miraculously gets a heart attack because of the uncanny picture of Yoda on the far wall, which is being stabbed by SpongeBob who was eating a mercury-infused snow globe that sings in a manner that is very similar to that of a creature that is known as SciBomb97, who is so awesome that the bank robbers are suddenly covered in chocolate milk from a chocolate cow.
The end.
Or is it?
It isn't, obviously, and America died laughing because of bronchitis and emphysema. Ain't that swell! Moose kicked ectoplasmic out of my house. And it shivered *kolkolkol* rapidly in a potato who was the best at swinging sledgehammers at cats. The sledgehammer genetically reprogrammed supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to find salvation of Te Fiti. Then a lemur conjectured a fox which ate twenty-four potatoes, decided that he...

[Almandine]

Part XD

It was inevitable

[pb5754]

add 2 the story! (one word)

[whythelongface]

simply

[dxu46]

couldn't

[whythelongface]

even

[Froggie]

Get

[dxu46]

quintillion

[cheese]

towers