Save the person on top of you!

[KittehDruid4ever]

U die then a rez u with rebirth(imma druid) then i switch into moonkin but my mana is down

[zeldamaniac95]

u get some more but yu end up starving to almost-death

[catapult champion]

link gives u food

but it has a bomb in it

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

i never liked him anyway, so i put the bomb into a fruit cake and give it back to him (cuz let's face it, Link is a fruitcake)
but im still really hungry, and am about to die of starvation (again) when...

[KittehDruid4ever]

then i come in with a giant thing of cotton candy and we eat it together but then all the fat goes to our waist

[paradoxgirl]

and jenny craig and i swoop in to save the day??? idk thats not rele life threatening...but then jenny craig turns serial and tries to murder me with a dieting handbook!

[KittehDruid4ever]

then i put a paper shredder in front of her and she trips and falls in but all of her guts fly over the cute little buble beeeeeeeez

[paradoxgirl]

how is that possibly life threatening to you? oh, wait, if the bumble beeeeeeez are coming to sting u now that they are mad, i come and smother you with the blood of jenny craig so that the beeeeeeez take one whiff and turn around and fly away! but now im running from the police (again) because i am covered in jenny craig's blood and so are you, and they think i murdered her. (when in fact you did)

[2win]

an unknown air balloon rescues you and leaves your friend behind to get caught but i kick the polices butts when they get sudden superpower and want revenge on me

[danger will robinson]

when the awesomeness of the rock limestone comes in annd kicks the police's butts! But gasp! The acid rain has started and limestone has started to effervesce!