jokes

[dudeincolorado]

lol love it

[sciolykid101]

Blondie joke:
so a blond walks into a store, and says to the storekeeper,
"i want that TV over there"
the clerk says,
"no, i dont sell 2 blonds"
the next day, she walks into the store wearing a red wig
"can i buy that TV over there?"
"no i dont sell 2 blonds"
nxt day... black wig
"i'd like 2 purchase that TV over there..."
NO! i dont sell 2 blonds!"
nxt day... brown wig
"can i please have that TV over there?"
"NO, dont sell 2 blonds."
so the blond asks:
"how do u know im a blond?!"
clerk: "first of all... Thats a microwave."

Great joke!

[gneissisnice]

Haha, thats funny. I got another blonde joke:
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette says "Aww, look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up into the sky and says "Where?" (funnier when said aloud, not written)
And similarly, I noticed that if you say "Hey, its snowing!" while on a bus, people will look straight up instead of out the window This actually happened.

[oh joy]

blondie joke:

A blond is driving on a highway, when she gets a call from a friend.
friend: "hey! u should b careful. i heard sum idiot's driving backwards on the highway!"
blond: "Yeah! but it's not just 1 person, every1's driving backwards!"

[sachleen]

blondie joke:

A blond is driving on a highway, when she gets a call from a friend.
friend: "hey! u should b careful. i heard sum idiot's driving backwards on the highway!"
blond: "Yeah! but it's not just 1 person, every1's driving backwards!"

hahhahaaha lol good one.

[Uncle Fester]

Okay, after some 17 years with Indiana Science Olympiad, all the kids in Indiana had finally heard all my "little stories" enough times to where they memorized them in agonizing detail. So, some wise-alec assigned all the stories numbers. "Remember in '06 when Uncle Fester told story number 13?", and everyone would laugh.

Instead of being insulted (like some thought I would), I thought taht it was not only funny, I could now tell a long story and still finish early, not get stage fright, never screw up the punch line, and best of all, not start stuttering. Someone would introdue me, I'd walk up to the mike, announce the joke number, and I was done. TA_DAA!

Well, not too long ago, someone in Tina's office came up with the idea: "Instead of having Uncle Fester drive 320 miles each way, who doesn't ONE OF US just walk up and tell the joke? After all, they're all numbered and everyone knows them. Heck, just calling out a random numbe should work."

So, they tried it. At a recent invitational, "Disco DJ" walks up to the mike. "SEVENTEEN".

Dead silence.

He tries again. "NINE". A scattering of boos and groans.

He tries one more time. "ELEVEN". Massive boos, hands over eyes, etc.

One lone voice from the back calls out. "I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN FESTER TOLD IT!"

[Winkyeye]

Chuck Norris got rid of the periodic table because the only element he needs is the element of surprise.

[sciolykid101]

Chuck Norris got rid of the periodic table because the only element he needs is the element of surprise.

LOL!

[starpug]

Chuck Norris got rid of the periodic table because the only element he needs is the element of surprise.

lol

Yay 3000 posts on the site

[gneissisnice]

Ugh, dont tell me this thread is degenerating into chuck norris jokes.