SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

A forum for those Word Games that plague the Earth.
Forum rules
Post Reply
User avatar
Panda Weasley
Member
Member
Posts: 133
Joined: September 27th, 2014, 6:24 am
Division: C
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 1 time

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by Panda Weasley »

About 3.14 simoleons.

If all of the empty space in/around atoms was removed, would we still be alive?
DFTBA!
Events 2019: Forensics and Fossils
Proud member of Teh Ento Cult.
:ugeek:
Top
User avatar
me-myself_i
Member
Member
Posts: 6
Joined: December 20th, 2016, 10:19 am
Division: C
State: IN
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by me-myself_i »

yes, because humans are already hollow

Why do you need oxygen for a fire?
2015(B)1st:Road Scholar(regional)
2016(B)1st:RoadScholar2nd:Crave the Wave3rd:Fossils,Reach for the Stars(regional)
2017(C)2nd:Write It Do It(regional)

Being happy about no Bloomington this year :D
Top
User avatar
Clematis
Member
Member
Posts: 24
Joined: December 10th, 2016, 2:03 pm
Division: C
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by Clematis »

Because even fire needs to eat to stay alive.

Why are nerds the best?
"The most dangerous thing you could've done was give them a glimmer of hope. By letting them see that the impossible was possible, you ignited a fire within them. Now, they know that they can do it, and they won't stop until they have."
Top
User avatar
pikachu4919
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 716
Joined: December 7th, 2012, 2:30 pm
Division: Grad
State: IN
Pronouns: She/Her/Hers
Has thanked: 89 times
Been thanked: 167 times

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by pikachu4919 »

They just are.

Enzymes in the human liver catalyze a large number of reactions that degrade ingested toxic chemicals. By what factor is the detoxification rate changed if a liver enzyme lowers the activation energy by 2.0 kJ/mol at 37 degrees Celsius?
Carmel HS (IN) '16
Purdue BioE '21? reevaluating my life choices
Nationals 2016 ~ 4th place Forensics

"It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale." -Uncle Iroh

About me || Rate my tests!
Opinions expressed on this site are not official; the only place for official rules changes and FAQs is soinc.org.

MY CABBAGES!
Top
User avatar
me-myself_i
Member
Member
Posts: 6
Joined: December 20th, 2016, 10:19 am
Division: C
State: IN
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by me-myself_i »

the x factor

Why is HCl so acidic?
2015(B)1st:Road Scholar(regional)
2016(B)1st:RoadScholar2nd:Crave the Wave3rd:Fossils,Reach for the Stars(regional)
2017(C)2nd:Write It Do It(regional)

Being happy about no Bloomington this year :D
Top
User avatar
Clematis
Member
Member
Posts: 24
Joined: December 10th, 2016, 2:03 pm
Division: C
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by Clematis »

It's too complex to be basic.

Why do camels live in the desert?
"The most dangerous thing you could've done was give them a glimmer of hope. By letting them see that the impossible was possible, you ignited a fire within them. Now, they know that they can do it, and they won't stop until they have."
Top
User avatar
Fanglin
Member
Member
Posts: 116
Joined: November 22nd, 2015, 12:36 pm
Division: C
State: CA
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by Fanglin »

B/C housing is Cheep

What is the projected decline of the NAZDAQ in the next week?
Problems are better pursued with General Electric GE90-115 engines.

2016 Nats:
Road Scholar:4th 8-)
Bottle Rockets: 9th
Meteorology: 11th
Gliders: 21st

(other events: Green Gen, Crime Busters, Helicopters, Hovercraft, Air trajectory)

Former Cheesehead
Top
UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
Exalted Member
Exalted Member
Posts: 1597
Joined: January 18th, 2015, 7:42 am
Division: C
State: PA
Has thanked: 6 times
Been thanked: 15 times

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F »

Fanglin wrote:B/C housing is Cheep

What is the projected decline of the NAZDAQ in the next week?
Down.

What does Murphy's Law state?
Top
User avatar
lumosityfan
Exalted Member
Exalted Member
Posts: 418
Joined: July 14th, 2012, 7:00 pm
Division: Grad
State: TX
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Has thanked: 192 times
Been thanked: 84 times

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by lumosityfan »

That the rate of Daniel Murphy hitting homers will increase with increasing distance from either Citi Field or Nationals Park (sorry Mets and Nationals fans, had to do it)

When can you expect to see the sun at its highest point?
John P. Stevens Class of 2015 (Go Hawks!)
Columbia University Class of 2019 (Go Lions!)
Top
User avatar
Sleepy
Member
Member
Posts: 25
Joined: January 17th, 2017, 3:03 pm
Division: C
State: PA
Has thanked: 0
Been thanked: 0

Re: SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

Post by Sleepy »

During its night drinking at the bar.

What is the butterfly effect?
Stroudsburg HS '18
[size=80][u]MC Barons | Tiger | North Pocono | Regionals | States[/u]
Dynamic: 2 | 14 | 2 | 2 | 9
Remote: 9 | 18 | 2 | 1 | 8
Hydro: 11 | 18 | 3 | 2 | 2
Game On: 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 21[/size]
[size=80][u]North Pocono | Regionals | States[/u]
Dynamic: 1 | 2 | -
Remote: 2 | 1 | -
Game On: 3 | 4 | -[/size]
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Posting Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests