SciOly Assassination 111: Third Down

[Assassinator]

...Well, you were close.

The Scientists appeared to be having another successful huddle- until suddenly, they separated without finishing their discussion and took the field. "I don't know why they just did that, but hopefully they knew what they were doing," said one sportscaster to his partner. As it turned out, they didn't- in fact, they hadn't called any play at all. When texas got the snap, they threw it as far as possible into the stands. Later in interviews, they would say that "Nerdy needed me." However, P2P had seen fit to take another football and repeatedly dunk it over the field goal post, which the refs did not like.

P2P has been ejected.

As texas returned to the sideline rather sadly, they noticed an odd message on the scoreboard. It read:

Heir to the throne of the North, yet in the East or West it would fall, the location provides a clue to the next to be mauled. (only because it rhymes... )

[NeilMehta]

...Well, you were close.

The Scientists appeared to be having another successful huddle- until suddenly, they separated without finishing their discussion and took the field. "I don't know why they just did that, but hopefully they knew what they were doing," said one sportscaster to his partner. As it turned out, they didn't- in fact, they hadn't called any play at all. When texas got the snap, they threw it as far as possible into the stands. Later in interviews, they would say that "Nerdy needed me." However, P2P had seen fit to take another football and repeatedly dunk it over the field goal post, which the refs did not like.

P2P has been ejected.

As texas returned to the sideline rather sadly, they noticed an odd message on the scoreboard. It read:

Heir to the throne of the North, yet in the East or West it would fall, the location provides a clue to the next to be mauled. (only because it rhymes... )

either the sassy is on PST or they really couldn't sleep, cause that's late even for my standards

[texas]

...Well, you were close.

The Scientists appeared to be having another successful huddle- until suddenly, they separated without finishing their discussion and took the field. "I don't know why they just did that, but hopefully they knew what they were doing," said one sportscaster to his partner. As it turned out, they didn't- in fact, they hadn't called any play at all. When texas got the snap, they threw it as far as possible into the stands. Later in interviews, they would say that "Nerdy needed me." However, P2P had seen fit to take another football and repeatedly dunk it over the field goal post, which the refs did not like.

P2P has been ejected.

As texas returned to the sideline rather sadly, they noticed an odd message on the scoreboard. It read:

Heir to the throne of the North, yet in the East or West it would fall, the location provides a clue to the next to be mauled. (only because it rhymes... )

Alright so I googled "Heir to the throne of the North, yet in the East or West it would fall" and search results about the Byzantine Empire. So who here has anything to do with the Byzantine Empire?

EDIT: So I was about to protect bernard, but then I remembered that the sassy can't target mods or admins, am I right?

[dragonfruit35]

...Well, you were close.

The Scientists appeared to be having another successful huddle- until suddenly, they separated without finishing their discussion and took the field. "I don't know why they just did that, but hopefully they knew what they were doing," said one sportscaster to his partner. As it turned out, they didn't- in fact, they hadn't called any play at all. When texas got the snap, they threw it as far as possible into the stands. Later in interviews, they would say that "Nerdy needed me." However, P2P had seen fit to take another football and repeatedly dunk it over the field goal post, which the refs did not like.

P2P has been ejected.

As texas returned to the sideline rather sadly, they noticed an odd message on the scoreboard. It read:

Heir to the throne of the North, yet in the East or West it would fall, the location provides a clue to the next to be mauled. (only because it rhymes... )

Alright so I googled "Heir to the throne of the North, yet in the East or West it would fall" and search results about the Byzantine Empire. So who here has anything to do with the Byzantine Empire?

EDIT: So I was about to protect bernard, but then I remembered that the sassy can't target mods or admins, am I right?

Yep (unless Sassy is a mod?)

Why are North, East, and West capitalized?

[Alex-RCHS]

Maybe we can work backward? The answer will likely be a country, are there any likely targets with a country in their name?

[texas]

Heir to the throne of the North, yet in the East or West it would fall, the location provides a clue to the next to be mauled. (only because it rhymes... )

Also, sassy, that isn't rhyme, it's slant rhyme

#GrammarPolice #Rhyme #ThisIsWhyMyEnglishTeacherLikesMe

[rgandhi2002]

So apparently the sig can be seen on the first post of 110 and it reads

"The game is on the line... and so are lives.

OFFICIAL SCOREBOARD:
4th Down
PLAY CLOCK:
72:00

LINEUPS-
ASB-
???
SCI-
NerdyTotoro
Jaol
Cherrie_Lan (1) (replaces Jaol)
azuritemalachite (1)
Fibonacci924 (1)
texas (1)"

I haven't been following the game so idk if this is helpful at all

[bernard]

So apparently the sig can be seen on the first post of 110 and it reads

"The game is on the line... and so are lives.

OFFICIAL SCOREBOARD:
4th Down
PLAY CLOCK:
72:00

LINEUPS-
ASB-
???
SCI-
NerdyTotoro
Jaol
Cherrie_Lan (1) (replaces Jaol)
azuritemalachite (1)
Fibonacci924 (1)
texas (1)"

I haven't been following the game so idk if this is helpful at all

After the transition, default for signatures is unchecked for "Attach a signature (signatures can be altered via the UCP)."

[Panda Weasley]

So apparently the sig can be seen on the first post of 110 and it reads

"The game is on the line... and so are lives.

OFFICIAL SCOREBOARD:
4th Down
PLAY CLOCK:
72:00

LINEUPS-
ASB-
???
SCI-
NerdyTotoro
Jaol
Cherrie_Lan (1) (replaces Jaol)
azuritemalachite (1)
Fibonacci924 (1)
texas (1)"

I haven't been following the game so idk if this is helpful at all

After the transition, default for signatures is unchecked for "Attach a signature (signatures can be altered via the UCP)."

You can see the sig on sassy's userpage.

[dragonfruit35]

So apparently the sig can be seen on the first post of 110 and it reads

"The game is on the line... and so are lives.

OFFICIAL SCOREBOARD:
4th Down
PLAY CLOCK:
72:00

LINEUPS-
ASB-
???
SCI-
NerdyTotoro
Jaol
Cherrie_Lan (1) (replaces Jaol)
azuritemalachite (1)
Fibonacci924 (1)
texas (1)"

I haven't been following the game so idk if this is helpful at all

After the transition, default for signatures is unchecked for "Attach a signature (signatures can be altered via the UCP)."

You can see the sig on sassy's userpage.

shh Panda you're dead

Anyway, since Sassy hasn't posted, any ideas on the clue? Could it refer to where someone lives?