jokes

[denmarksoccer]

Ok so my friend thought of this........
So man goes to China and he wants to be polite so he sticks his pinky up when he drinks his tea,

HE RUNS

Sorry, but i don't get it.

[eyeball138]

Ok so my friend thought of this........
So man goes to China and he wants to be polite so he sticks his pinky up when he drinks his tea,

HE RUNS

I get it. It doesn't really mean anything though, since the pinky means nothing in China.

[scichic34]

why would he run???

[Liv]

Nevermind I guess i killed the laugh in this joke.

[croman74]

Here's a really corny joke:
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

[volleyballchic_101]

i dont get
p.s. i am a blonde

[croman74]

When I say bar, i don't mean drinking bar. I mean a horizontal pole.

[andrewwski]

Uh...if you didn't get that one...I don't know what I can do to help you.

[sweetcoop]

one more from the old thread, just tell a joke

here's one the people from indiana should understand

there are four people in a car, one from iowa, one from idaho, one from indiana, and one from illinois. the man from iowa starts pulling ears of corn out of his bag and throwing them out the window, the man from idaho asks what he's doing, and the man from iowa answers, there are so many of these where i come from, i can't stand looking at them anymore. so the man from idaho starts pulling potatoes from his bag, and throws them out of the window, the man from indiana asks what he's doing, and the answer is there are so many of these where i come from that i can't stand looking at them anymore. so the man from indiana opens the car door and pushes the man from illinois out of the car.

That reminds me of a joke that people from Mexican decent might find offensive

[volleyballchic_101]

Uh...if you didn't get that one...I don't know what I can do to help you.

well then, just make me feel stupid