Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
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Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things
One of my favorites was at UCF, a sign on the second floor of BA1 that said "DANGER: Do not climb over ledge".
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Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
are they encouraging you to steal something?
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
well duh!
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
what else are they used for??
On a box of rat poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
and many more!
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
are they encouraging you to steal something?
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
well duh!
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
what else are they used for??
On a box of rat poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
On a blender: On no account improvise as a fish aquarium
Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
and many more!
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Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things
On a bag of airplane peanuts:
Instructions: Open bag. Eat nuts.
Instructions: Open bag. Eat nuts.
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Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
Saw this in a Port-a-Potty yesterday-
Excessive use [between services] may result in unsatisfactory conditions.
Excessive use [between services] may result in unsatisfactory conditions.
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Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
On a sign taped to a computer at my school's library: DO NOT USE THX!
Yeah, please don't. I don't want my eardrums blown out either.
Yeah, please don't. I don't want my eardrums blown out either.
Old fart who sort of did things sort of for some schools.
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Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
On the BOTTOM of a milk jug: Warning - Do not flip the jug over 
Peanuts Can: Warning - May contain nuts...
Peanuts Can: Warning - May contain nuts...
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Re: Stupid Product Warnings and Other Funny Label/Ad. Things.
On a silicon pouch:
WARNING: DO NOT EAT
WARNING: DO NOT EAT
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