Corrupt a Wish

[Jaol]

Granted, but then you wouldn't win any medals at them.

I wish there were less invasive plants around my school.

[samlan16]

Granted, but you must now submit yourself for arrest to the grammar police.

I wish that the science faculty at my school were more proud than the football coach, who we do not even personally know, of this year's National Merit semifinalists. (Sad truth.)

[Cheesy Pie]

Granted, but that would be because the football coach was less proud and not because the science faculty was more proud.

I wish that some idiot would stop obsessively trying to set me up with his friend.

[samlan16]

Granted, but now not even IKEA would help you.

I wish that I could magically get an A on my physics test today without studying.

[sciolylover13]

Granted, but now not even IKEA would help you.

I wish that I could magically get an A on my physics test today without studying.

Granted, but now your teacher thinks you cheated.

I wish language class was over.

[Jaol]

Granted, but now not even IKEA would help you.

I wish that I could magically get an A on my physics test today without studying.

Granted, but now your teacher thinks you cheated.

I wish language class was over.

Granted, but then you go back in time an hour.

I wish Sea Lampreys weren't so.....weird.

[Magikarpmaster629]

Granted, but now humans are slaves to a sentient sea-lamprey society, that thinks that you are weird.

I wish I had more time before Scioly tryouts (even though I've been studying for months more than everyone else)

[sciolylover13]

Granted, but then everyone studies super hard and beats you.

I wish I magically knew everything I need to know for Anatomy.

[samlan16]

Granted, but you will never understand physiology.

I wish that I had actually cleared my console before turning in a printout of it for APCS. (Now my teacher will think I turned in her own work because she always puts her name in a comment at the top of the page, lol.)

[Jaol]

Granted, but then you can never clear your console again.

I wish I knew more about Stellar Evolution.