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samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.

Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.

What causes updrafts?
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UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote:
samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.

Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.

What causes updrafts?

When you are conscripted into the air force. (up-draft)

This question comes from a friend of mine:

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Magikarpmaster629 wrote:
UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F wrote:
samlan16 wrote:The taco fairy.

Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
It's a fake turtle.

What causes updrafts?

When you are conscripted into the air force. (up-draft)

This question comes from a friend of mine:

Glo-Sticks: Do we control them, or do they control us?
negative feedback loops

What are the three stages of being a conspirator?
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Your shower, the comedy club, and Carnegie Hall.

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samlan16 wrote:Your shower, the comedy club, and Carnegie Hall.

What exists beyond this realm?
this realm.

What is a realm?
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A real M.

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Too many to count.

Why am I eating ice cream?
It's been scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer... ;)
Scientists say that the world is made of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons. :lol:

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[aditi] wrote:Too many to count.

Why am I eating ice cream?
Because you're sad.

How many people prefer chocolate ice cream over vanilla?
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Shh....All of the late people (choco-late) :D

Why was it raining today?
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[aditi] wrote:Shh....All of the late people (choco-late) :D

Why was it raining today?
Today is Rain Day.

Who invented the corkscrew?
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