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RontgensWallaby wrote:
sciolyboy123 wrote:I am myself (duh, who did you think I was?).

Why am I me?
Because I am Lord Nicklas Bendtner, and I said so.
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I ate it, hahahahaha.

If I have 3 oranges and 2 apples and I throw them on a purple roof, how many triangled-bananas are there remaining?
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sciolyboy123 wrote:I ate it, hahahahaha.

If I have 3 oranges and 2 apples and I throw them on a purple roof, how many triangled-bananas are there remaining?
-g, duh...

Why is 3! 6?
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Because you said so, and you're practically God.

Why do people think you have a crush on your long term rival?
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Fibonacci924 wrote:Because you said so, and you're practically God.

Why do people think you have a crush on your long term rival?
Because you do, and they mistake me for you.

If pi = 3, then why is the circumference of a circle approximately 3.14d?
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Because the circle ate McDonald's.

Why do tornadoes spin in different directions depending on what hemisphere they're in?
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samlan16 wrote:Because the circle ate McDonald's.

Why do tornadoes spin in different directions depending on what hemisphere they're in?
because they want to confuse scientists.

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To eat tacos.

Are we in a hologram, or are we in a giant sphere?
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samlan16 wrote:To eat tacos.

Are we in a hologram, or are we in a giant sphere?
both, neither, and all three.

Where do tacos come from?
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The taco fairy.

Why is my turtle eating a fake plant in his tank?
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