Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but then all of your favorite events would be thrown out.

I wish I didn't have so much hw due tomorrow.

G,B now you have so much hw due today. BTW, why would my events be thrown out when there are MORE event slots? That just makes no sense. Anyway, I wish I wasn't green.

[Panda Weasley]

Granted, but then all of your favorite events would be thrown out.

I wish I didn't have so much hw due tomorrow.

G,B now you have so much hw due today. BTW, why would my events be thrown out when there are MORE event slots? That just makes no sense. Anyway, I wish I wasn't green.

Because they created more events, and then decided they didn't like your events. Don't question wishes or else you get rotten wishes (please tell me someone got that indirect reference).

Granted, but now you are your least favorite color.
I wish I don't have more hw assigned tomorrow.

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Granted, but then all of your favorite events would be thrown out.

I wish I didn't have so much hw due tomorrow.

G,B now you have so much hw due today. BTW, why would my events be thrown out when there are MORE event slots? That just makes no sense. Anyway, I wish I wasn't green.

Because they created more events, and then decided they didn't like your events. Don't question wishes or else you get rotten wishes (please tell me someone got that indirect reference).

Granted, but now you are your least favorite color.
I wish I don't have more hw assigned tomorrow.

I don't have a least favorite color. Plot FOILed.
G,B now you have three essays assigned today which are due tomorrow.
I wish didn't wish anything.




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[quote="Ripplestar"]I wish we had Simple Machines for next year (they're probably switching it[/quote]
to Wind Power).

[Verdigris]

Don't question wishes or else you get rotten wishes (please tell me someone got that indirect reference).

I did.

Granted, but you have to make a really outrageous wish next time.

I wish my hair was easier to comb. (It's a tangled mess right now)

[Panda Weasley]

Don't question wishes or else you get rotten wishes (please tell me someone got that indirect reference).

I did.

Granted, but you have to make a really outrageous wish next time.

I wish my hair was easier to comb. (It's a tangled mess right now)

Good!
Granted, but now you are bald.

I wish that I have more time to study before state.

[moneymanrules]

Granted, but now you have no time to do other miscellaneous homework
I wish star wars was in real life

[Magikarpmaster629]

Granted, but then you'd be sent to jail for breaking the laws of physics.

I wish Apple products weren't so terrible.

[GoofyFoofer]

Granted, but then you woke up.

I wish people would acknowledge that Android is superior to Apple...

[tns12]

I wish people would acknowledge that Android is superior to Apple...

Granted, but you would still realize that both companies employ workers in terrible conditions and have contributed in the deaths of hundreds.

I wish that a mudkip would eat you.

[Magikarpmaster629]

Granted, but then I'd go to a pokemon center.


I wish that Chinese wasn't so freaking hard!