Corrupt a Wish

[Jaol]

Granted, but then you get arrested for hacking the government!

I wish language wasn't so hard.

[hmath729]

Granted, but then you get arrested for hacking the government!

I wish language wasn't so hard.

Language... Arts? (just to clarify)

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

Granted, but then every other language is harder by comparison.
I wish this uri [sic] led "somewhere."

[Ripplestar]

Granted, but it leads you to a black hole.
I wish my computer wasn't soooooooooooo slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Byu0823]

Granted but it is now very sensitive which makes your mouse pointer moves to fast for you to actually click what you want to.

I wish that it would be easier to type up a response to one of these wishes.

[GrilledOnions]

It's too late for that.

I wish scioly will post the official division b 2015-2016 event list like RIGHT NOW.

[Ripplestar]

You get the events you despise.

I wish we had Simple Machines for next year (they're probably switching it).

[Verdigris]

Simple Machines stays, but Bridge Building goes.

I wish I didn't feel so awkward.

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

Simple Machines stays, but Bridge Building goes.

I wish I didn't feel so awkward.

G,B then you don't have anything to say and then BOOM, you're awkward again.

I wish Scioly could do more than 23 events.

[Panda Weasley]

Granted, but then all of your favorite events would be thrown out.

I wish I didn't have so much hw due tomorrow.