1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[LittleBlueDragon]

314. Ride a tricycle/bicycle around the store, and crash into everything.

[asthedeer]

314. Ride a tricycle/bicycle around the store, and crash into everything.

315. Dress up in all the clothes (or some), hat, mask, scarf, etc., etc., and run around the store bumping into people and screaming at the top of your lungs!

[asthedeer]

315. Build a WIDI in the aisle then when an employee tells you to take it down/cleans it up, say " Hey He hasn;t written it yet!"

[themaker]

316. grab a skateboard and start performing grinds of grocery shelves.

[samlan16]

317. Get on the intercom and rickroll the store.
318. Go to the hardware section, get a can of paint, and remodel a playhouse in the toy section.
319. Hold a Bridges test in the produce section with the test rig elevated 5 ft off the ground and nothing underneath.
320. While playing the Pink Panther theme and wearing a trench coat, pick up every nonmetal, liquid, and metal allowed in Crime Busters and say that you are solving a mystery to anyone who asks.
321. Get on the intercom and Russian roll the store.
322. Play the DVD screensaver game on all 20 TVs in the electronics department. Bring popcorn.

[mjmj77]

323. Take all of the spaghetti out of their boxes, pile them up in a pile, and eat them, pretending to be a horse.
324. Open all the freezer doors to "air them out", while yodeling.
325. Go around shouting, "Target has better prices!"
326. Smash watermelons on the floor, screaming, "Fruity, I choose you!"
327. Stalk someone relentlessly.

[Verdigris]

328: In a similar vein to 325, parade up and down the soda aisle and announce that Publix is having a BOGO sale on all Coke products.

[theskyistillred]

These are numbered wrong... I went back and counted all of the ways listed because I have no life.
340.Repeat steps 1-339
341.Get hired as a cashier and give way too much change
342.Powerful electromagnet... Enough said
343.Get hired and demand money from every customer who walks by
344.Paint "Target selling everything for 344¢" on the Walmart sign

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345.Ask "Can you please kick me out?"
346.Say "Take me to your leader" while holding a high-tech gun

[boomvroomshroom]

336. Rip the tags off all the mattresses.
337. Switch around all the price tags.
338. Put a price tag on yourself and lay down on the checkout conveyor belt.

Also: probably won't get you kicked out, but a great way to get people to judge you. Note you have to be over 21 to play.
- Load up a shopping cart full of alcohol, and exactly one pack of diapers. When you get to checkout, pretend you don't have enough money, and after much deliberation, put the diapers back.