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Forestry Jokes

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This is a forum for all the Forestry Jokes you can come up with!

Me: Where's he going?
Friend: He's going to go chop down a tree for some quick burning firewood.
Me: He better not touch my Sassafras! If he does al bid um!
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MAY THE FOREST BE WITH YOU!
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What's the most expansive type of tree?

A FOREST-TREE
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If we don't put some more jokes on this they maple this thread off the forum!
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Watch out, we got a basswood over here!
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Thank you for good communication.
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