101 ways to get kicked out of a competition

[tanuagg13]

I still can't get over this

69) (division C only)

[GoofyFoofer]

I still can't get over this

69) (division C only)

130) Before your event starts, hand out letters of apology to the other teams in your room, apologizing for beating them all so badly.

[N1njA_DuDepic]

34)If your doing a test event, rip up the test
35)Smuggle food into the event and start a food fight
36)If your doing Can't Judge a Powder, throw your HCl at the judges

[asthedeer]

35)Smuggle food into the event and start a food fight

LOl @N1njA_DuDepic, or you could just do Food Science...

[N1njA_DuDepic]

I'm actually doing cant judge a powder.

[N1njA_DuDepic]

ok

[A Person]

Solon 2013
Regionals:1st
State:1st
Nationals:1st
no offense or anything

Not really the place to say that. I dunno if you're just now getting into Solon's Scioly program, but just a warning: You probably shouldn't brag about that. I know that I wouldn't want my school represented by a 6th grader who wants to show some school pride by posting that everywhere. It's a great feat, but being arrogant of it is not casting a good light on Solon. Rather, I'd be more impressed to see Solon holding the 1st place trophy at Nats. this year.

[samlan16]

These all actually happened:
143. Taste a chemical that appears to be sugar in Crime Busters only to find out that it's sand.
144. Handcuff your Rotor Egg Drop partner with saran wrap.
145. Sit on a flimsy fence at Nationals, only to fall off and miss your only 2 events due to a broken arm.
146. Make up unreasonable data for ExpD. (Or any for that matter, lol.)
147. Play charades with your WIDI partner to make sure that he or she is following your instructions correctly.
148. Make up a story about how your underclassman partner dropped a bottle of Biuret solution during Chem Lab and forced you to catch it like a football, then tell it to everyone on the team because they will believe you BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN. (Happened last year.)
149. Then start a whole bunch of unnecessary drama at the competition because of 148.
150. Senioritis. In SO.

[Cheesy Pie]

These all actually happened:
143. Taste a chemical that appears to be sugar in Crime Busters only to find out that it's sand.

HAHAHAHA someone did that TWICE (the first time it actually was salt) on my junior high team.
151. Yell out "EWWWWWW BUG PORN" in the middle of Entomology. (Some of the field guides have pictures of insects mating)
152. Drop at least 50 spoons during an event. (My classmate did that during class in eighth grade - 73 spoons, all from the lunchroom. IT WAS AWESOME)

[ceg7654]

Solon 2013
Regionals:1st
State:1st
Nationals:1st
no offense or anything

Not really the place to say that. I dunno if you're just now getting into Solon's Scioly program, but just a warning: You probably shouldn't brag about that. I know that I wouldn't want my school represented by a 6th grader who wants to show some school pride by posting that everywhere. It's a great feat, but being arrogant of it is not casting a good light on Solon. Rather, I'd be more impressed to see Solon holding the 1st place trophy at Nats. this year.

Apply Antarctica to that perfectly delivered burn. If this was in any one of my classes the whole room would erupt in "OOOOOOOHHHH"s, because we're immature like that.