1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[rickyrich98]

285. Stand by the door and hand out coupons for target or any other market.

[Olympus1701]

286.) Stalk one person. When they ask you why, scream "IT'S A LORIC!!!!! KILL HIM MY SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Lorien Legacies reference)
287.) Have an all-out nerf war between the aisles.

[DaNerdKing]

288. Find a guy with a bushy beard, and yell "Hey look, that guy looks just like the Al Quada leader on the news!"
289. Whisper to everyone who tries to get a buggy "That one is squeaky."
290. Also, go up to someone looking at food and say "Last time my mom bought that, well, I would rather not talk about that." (hope he is not a psychiatrist, he might ask you how you feel.)
291. Go to the bakery part of the store. Ask the worker "Is there any way you could replace the filling in a jelly doughnut with some nightlock berries?"
292. Walk up randomly to someone and ask "Did you hear? The Chinese are wanting their money back."
293. Put one of those inflatable balls under you shirt in the front (acting like your pregnant) and yell "IT'S COMING!" and ask for someone to drive you to the hospital
294. Build a fortress in the toilet paper isle
295. Climb to the top of a isle and jump to the next one, while yelling "I can do it!"
296. "Sample" all the candy.
297. Go to the produce isle, get the fruit and vegetables necessary, and assemble the Veggie Tales cast, then sing the theme song. (obnoxiously)
298. Go up to someone's buggy and move their items into your buggy.
299. Put on some tight pants and ask people if it makes your butt look big. If they say no say "DON'T LIE TO ME!"
300. Pop the bottles in the alcohol isle
301. Go to the gun isle and ask "In your opinion, which one of these would make a person die slowly, but not to slow?"
302. Run to the bathroom with your pants down, saying "I couldn't hold it!"
303. Play Pokémon in the store. Bump into someone and scream "YOU MADE ME MASH B!"
304. Walk up to a worker, kick them, and say "catch me if you can!"
305. Find a worker, yell "I REMEMBER YOU!" and sack him. See how long you can keep him down.

[Cheesy Pie]

306. Hide in a dress. When someone tries to take it, reach your arms through the sleeves, grab the person, and scream "GOTCHA!" at the top of your lungs.

[bob doyson]

307. Run around Walmart screaming "Target's better!!!!"

[whiterose7890]

308.) Block the exits while wearing a fake beard and scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSS" in your best Gandalf voice

[MathGeek22]

309. Follow random people and comment on everything they are buying. Then take it out and put it back tell them something bad about it.

[SomeGuyOutThere]

310. Stay in a bathroom stall and start throwing quarters in the toilet when someone walks in

[khuedang129]

311. Go up to a tall pile of whatever, and just slam your hand in the the middle of the pile.
312. Go to the book section, and throw EVERY SINGLE book off the shelves.

[Crzy]

313. Spin obnoxiously crashing into shelves screaming "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAALLLLLL!"