Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

[mrburrito]

Woahh woahh woahh woahh woahh woahh woahh woahh, how the butterfly does that point to scienceolympian?

[ScienceOlympian]

ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.

*he

[mrburrito]

ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.

*he
But I really don't care if anyone calls me a she.

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

[ScienceOlympian]

ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.

*he
But I really don't care if anyone calls me a she.

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

I was just correcting the Sassy, K? I won't post. STARTING NOW.

[TwelveSquared]

So... 41.847439 -87.986267 is the coordinates of that road in Illinois... how that points to ScienceOlympian i have no idea...

[mrburrito]

So... 41.847439 -87.986267 is the coordinates of that road in Illinois... how that points to ScienceOlympian i have no idea...

You're dead too.

[nlg734]

Well, the third result to searching it on Google is a soinc.org link. Looks like it might be their office.

[IdahoSciGuy]

ScienceOlympian is strolling down to the office, at 2 Trans Am Plaza Drive, Suite 415 Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois 60181. Suddenly, a dump truck careens down the road. She jumps out of the way, and the dump truck speeds past. While she's shaking her head in disbelief, a flaming piano falls out of a nearby window and simultaneously crushes her and sets her ablaze. The firefighters and police arrive quickly, but nothing but a charred skeleton and blackened piano keys remain.

*he
But I really don't care if anyone calls me a she.

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

So... 41.847439 -87.986267 is the coordinates of that road in Illinois... how that points to ScienceOlympian i have no idea...

You're dead too.

Its not everyday someone goes out of their way to point out those who should be dead and not posting....Very suspicious....

[mrburrito]

Hehehe I am.

[Assassinator]

Finally, I get away from my busy day. I steal a Learjet and fly my way straight to Latvia, muting the radio after a while because of all the annoying chatter about needing land or something like that. Anyway, after landing in Latvia, I look all throughout the country, but I can't find what I'm looking for anywhere. Annoyed, I travel to Ireland. I eventually find what I'm looking for, despite the famine I heard about a while back. Traveling back to the States, I stop in Greenland to buy a "Bill Nye" video set (on VHS!). I parachute out of the plane and let it coast on autopilot into the Pacific.