Scioly Assassination 103: Murder by Death

[ScienceOlympian]

What does Humpty Dumpty have to do with poptarts?
OH WAIT!!!!!
HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS MOST LIKELY AN EGG, RIGHT? POPTARTS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS ARE BREAKFAST FOODS. FOZENDOG SAID HE WAS ALLERGIC TO BREAKFAST FOOD. another theory.

[Crazy Puny Man]

Put Humpty together = solve the clue?

[ali941]

However, none of them (save for one) expected to see what was served.

Hrm... Suspicious.

[silverheart7]

However, none of them (save for one) expected to see what was served.

Hrm... Suspicious.

Does that suggest that the Assassinator could also be an officer?

So:

paleonaps - tradition and the fact he goes to Brown.
thehydrogenpoptart - the ingredient list, did food science?
frozendog - breakfast food and an officer

I'm considering protecting paleonaps, but don't want to do so rashly. Does anyone have any objections or alternate suggestions?

[Skink]

As an aside, it's not frozendog.

[Crazy Puny Man]

However, none of them (save for one) expected to see what was served.

Hrm... Suspicious.

I noticed that too! But I wasn't sure whether it was worth mentioning

Poptarts aren't exactly a frozen breakfast food...that would be more waffles & toaster strudels

And why is it that paleonaps gets targeted/killed so often for the first clue? I mean what brought about that tradition?

[mrburrito]

Muhammad Ali was considered the king of the ring. All the KING's horses yadayada, was in the clue. Ali941 is an officer, and a good kill for the assassinator. He is a plausible target.

[mrburrito]

Put Humpty together = solve the clue?

Eggs contain 0.13 mg of phosphorus, 72.5-75.0 g of water, 12.5-13.3 g of protein,10.7-1 1.6 g of fat, 0.7 g of carbohydrates and 1.0-1.1 g of mineral substance.

Double post, sorry

[Littleboy]

Hump-tea Dump-tee sat on a wall. Hump-tea Dump-tee lost his balance and had a great fall. All the kings smelly horses and all his stinky knights could not duct tape him together again.

Now I ask you, officers, to put my breakfast back together again. If you fail, I will eat these horses and knights instead.

ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN. CAN YOU DO BETTER IN 48 HOURS?

[Cedavis6]

Hump-tea Dump-tee sat on a wall. Hump-tea Dump-tee lost his balance and had a great fall. All the kings smelly horses and all his stinky knights could not duct tape him together again.

Now I ask you, officers, to put my breakfast back together again. If you fail, I will eat these horses and knights instead.

ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN. CAN YOU DO BETTER IN 48 HOURS?

LOL, that was you, wasn't it?

It's either poptart or naps, the way I see it. And I think ali is a girl.