jokes

[Cheesy Pie]

What did one mime say to the other? Nothing. (yes I did just eat sugar...)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I SAID KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO IS THERE ALREADY?!?!
KNOCK KNOCK!
Knock knock who?
Knock knock.

[Cedavis6]

How did the idiot get fired from the M&Ms factory?
He threw out all the Ws.

An idiot and his wife were waiting for their child to be born. When the wife came back with twins, the idiot said, "Ok, who's the other father?"

EDIT: Typo.

[mrburrito]

Your social life.

[noodleluvr]

A blonde joke:)

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: Because she can't find eleven!

-It's really cheesy

[mrburrito]

Another blonde joke.
A blonde is driving, and on the side of the road, she sees another blonde trying to paddle a boat through mud. She gets angry and pulls over her car. She says to the other blonde, "What's your problem, this is why people call us dumb!" The blonde in the boat says, "I'm sorry I was just- "Just what?" said the first blonde. "If I could swim, I'd beat the crap out of you in a race!"

[audreyrose131]

great joke mr. cool

here's a classic,
why did the chicken cross the road?




lol









to get to the other side

[Cheesy Pie]

A blond tells a dumb blond joke.

[Fanglin]

Q: Why can't mexicans cross the border in groups of three?

A: because there are signs that say "No Tres-passing"

[Jackcbrown89]

I came up with this one:

My friend recently had his blood type tested. He found out he was O- (universal blood type). Sadly, he died because he let it go to his head.

Bet you'll have to read this twice.