jokes

[gneissisnice]

did the bird say "You know", or was he saying "youre ugly" and you were saying that us, the audience, knew what he said?

[Pleiades]

Here's a blonde joke that my father told me today
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "which do you think is father away...Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooo, can you see Florida?"

[gneissisnice]

Haha thats funny. I got another blondejoke.
A guy is flying on a plane and sits next to a blonde. Its a very long flight, and he's bored. He says to the blonde "Lets play a game. We ask each other questions, and if you dont know the answer to mine, you give me 5 bucks, and if I dont know the answer to yours, i give you 50 bucks." The blonde agrees to play. The man asks "How far away is the moon from earth?" The blonde doesnt know the answer, and gives him 5 bucks. He answers "The same distance from earth to the moon." Then she asks him "What has 8 legs going up a hill, and 5 going down?" The man thinks about for a very long time, but he just cant figure it out. Finally, he gives her $50 and says "I really don't know. Whats the answer?" And the blonde gives him $5.

[sachleen]

Haha thats funny. I got another blondejoke.
A guy is flying on a plane and sits next to a blonde. Its a very long flight, and he's bored. He says to the blonde "Lets play a game. We ask each other questions, and if you dont know the answer to mine, you give me 5 bucks, and if I dont know the answer to yours, i give you 50 bucks." The blonde agrees to play. The man asks "How far away is the moon from earth?" The blonde doesnt know the answer, and gives him 5 bucks. He answers "The same distance from earth to the moon." Then she asks him "What has 8 legs going up a hill, and 5 going down?" The man thinks about for a very long time, but he just cant figure it out. Finally, he gives her $50 and says "I really don't know. Whats the answer?" And the blonde gives him $5.

HAHAH owned!! but wait, doesn't that kinda go against the stereotype?

[dudeincolorado]

lol thats amazing:) ummm biut my bird joke it said you know to like the person yeah...oh well

[gneissisnice]

Haha thats funny. I got another blondejoke.
A guy is flying on a plane and sits next to a blonde. Its a very long flight, and he's bored. He says to the blonde "Lets play a game. We ask each other questions, and if you dont know the answer to mine, you give me 5 bucks, and if I dont know the answer to yours, i give you 50 bucks." The blonde agrees to play. The man asks "How far away is the moon from earth?" The blonde doesnt know the answer, and gives him 5 bucks. He answers "The same distance from earth to the moon." Then she asks him "What has 8 legs going up a hill, and 5 going down?" The man thinks about for a very long time, but he just cant figure it out. Finally, he gives her $50 and says "I really don't know. Whats the answer?" And the blonde gives him $5.

HAHAH owned!! but wait, doesn't that kinda go against the stereotype?

haha, yeah it does kinda go against the stereotype, with the blonde actually being sorta smartish, but then again, would he have offered to pay $50 for a wrong answer to a non-blonde?

[Uncle Fester]

Okay, I'm proctoring an Amphibians test at Ohio States about six years ago. One kid is obviously there just for the participation points; he's rolling a die and using it to pick the right answer for the multiple choice questions, and flipping a coin to determine the true/false ones. I decide that he's not bothering anyone, and let him do his thing.

45 minutes later, I give the Five Minute Warning. He looks up at the clock, then grabs the coin and die again and start flipping/rolling them like mad, and changing an answer here and there. Now, I'm curious, and want to know what he's doing. I go over to his station and ask him about it.

"You know, I didn't say anything when you started guessing, but what the heck are you doing NOW?" as he kept flipping/rolling like mad.

"Checking my answers!"

[Pleiades]

haha thats pretty funny

[dudeincolorado]

lol did that really happen?

[rocketman1555]

thats great