SMART QUESTIONS - STUPID ANSWERS

[juicemanman]

Because 9 times 6 is 42
How does that make sense?

[Cedavis6]

It doesn't.
What am I having for dinner?

[theriddler]

Nothing, you've been bad.
If a chameleon is in a room of mirrors, what color will it change to?

[Cedavis6]

It won't blend in with its surroundings.
How can a vampire sparkle?

[juicemanman]

That's for me to know and you to find out
Why can't you remove the tag on bedsheets that say "removing this tag is punishable by prison" or something?

[Cedavis6]

'Cuz prisons are overcrowded.
How do I get rid of a sore throat?

[theriddler]

Go to the doctor, or get medicine.
What is the difference between E and e in mathematics (ha! to all you people saying that one is lowercase and one is uppercase)

[juicemanman]

One is lowercase and one is uppercase.
Can eyes grow?

[Cedavis6]

Whenever someone looks at me, they do.
How do you save a life?

[juicemanman]

Put it in the bank. You might even get another one in a couple of years!
Is this a smart question?