Save the person on top of you!

[49ers]

so I give you enough aspirin to rid you of the pain...
And put you into a drug overdose

[Cedavis6]

But I quickly heal!
But now I have a headache.

[49ers]

I alleviate your symptoms by giving you an aspirin.

but then i realize it's really capsulized white phosphorus used to torture terrorists... so you explode and the entire room with it.

[Cedavis6]

But I can reassamble, and protect you.
But now chunks of a building are raining on us, so...

[49ers]

I use anti-gravity devices contained within the building (how lucky we are!)
but then we start levitating when we jump.

[Cedavis6]

Are you kidding? That's awesome! But then things get not so awesome when a serial killer comes after us...

[49ers]

so because I watch enough crime shows, especially NCIS, Cold Case, and Criminal Minds, I know what he/she is going to do next so I save us. Unfrotunately he/she has a friend with another weapon rihgt behind me.

[Cedavis6]

So I flip and kill her! But now my foot is stuck...

[49ers]

So I use butter to free it.
but I am attacked by a large population of vegans (no offense to anyone) because of the processing process.

[Cedavis6]

So we run away. But then I trip and fall...