Corrupt a Wish

[iwonder]

But you have to, that's part of the game.

I wish I could think of a wish that didn't destroy the integrity of the game.

[Cedavis6]

Granted, but corrupted because I am confused.
I wish for athletic abilities.

[iwonder]

Sure, but you'll never understand science again.
(I'm trying to avoid wishing for my wish to be corrupted)
I wish this wasn't as sad as it really seems.

[death_owl]

granted.. (though its really not), but then everything would be full of happiness... TOO much happiness..
i wish people took the truth as it is and not get mad over it...

[Cedavis6]

Granted, but this is not reality.
I wish I could have gum.

[iwonder]

Sure, car exhaust flavor.

I wish people would get mad over little things.

[Cedavis6]

Granted. Now the world is destroyed because an atom was split.
I wish I had The Lost Books by Ted Dekker.

[iwonder]

(I meant wouldn't :/ )

Sure, but you can't have anything else... At all... Ever.

I wish people wouldn't get mad over little things.

[Cedavis6]

Granted. Now they're mad about big insignificant things.
I wish Regular Show was off the air.

[death_owl]

sure.. but then youd NEVER EVER get to watch tv again

i wish i could change my room color :p