Science Olympiad Quotes

[Cedavis6]

"There's water, and it's falling from the sky!" "I know, right!"
"You destroyed his pencil? YOU'RE CRUEL!!!"
1: Only a true criminal would join Science Olympiad.
2: Only a true criminal would get all A's.
Me: Only a true criminal would get an award in an advanced Spanish class that only one person can get!
(Pause)
1: Are you a criminal?
Me: Maybe....

"Crimes" we have commited:
"Certain things on London in 1907." "YOU'RE JACK THE RIPPER?!?!"
"What year is it?" "2012." "Oh.... in a couple months, I kill you..."

Our coach: I have these special goggles. They have Sparty on them.
Everyone else: BOO!!!!!
(You have to be from Michigan to get that one.)

[Allinea]

An Exp. Design person: "Do you think anyone would mind if I laid on this table seductively?"

He was on two hours of sleep.

[LCovington]

"YOU BROKE GOOGLE...NOW WE'LL NEVER GET TO STATES!" ~ Me

[silverheart7]

"Just put the lubricant in the holes like this!" For some reason, we all laughed. If you don't get it, stay innocent LOL

[A Person]

"Always look up."

No, this isn't an inspirational quote. It's about Bottle Rockets.

[Cedavis6]

"Always look up."

No, this isn't an inspirational quote. It's about Bottle Rockets.

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Oh, memories...

[Xanthien]

"A crossbow is the tool of a scientist."

"Remember, if all else fails, just eat the balsa wood."

"The teddy bear's name is Benedict, and he's our new mascot!"

"Does anybody here now how to science?"

Teammate 1: We didn't study for this event, so we're just going to make teammate 2 have an emotional breakdown so we can leave."
Me: Just tell her Sherlock isn't coming back.
Teammate 2: DON'T SAY THAT!

Me: Do you think I could drink this soda in under 5 minutes before the event starts?
Teammate: No.
Me: You question my power, mortal?

There are more, but those are the most accessible.

[Cheesy Pie]

"The hole must remain open and unobstructed during the competition." - Keep the Heat rules
"I have a lot of balls." - My STC partner last year

[zannash]

On the bus home from an invitational, I was telling someone that when I was at girl scout camp, someone shot an arrow into the lake. She told me a whole long drawn out story with improper grammar(because fish don't English) that eventually resulted in a daisy not getting her fishing badge. And not because she caught the arrow.

[MissAmargasaurus]

While at the NEBO invitational, I was bringing the tower inside since everyone needed to carry something, So, to the tune of "I've got the power"............ "I'VE GOT THE TOWER"