Corrupt a Wish

[mnstrviola]

Granted, but you don't feel like melting your medals into metal.
I wish I could live in Owl City.

[Cedavis6]

Well, you COULD, but it's now considered the worst city in the world.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted.

[A Person]

Granted, but under the oncoming assault of corruption, it collapses on itself, forming a dark hole of shattered dreams.
I wish I could do something fun at Nats this year. Ohio seems to closely related to KY, other than the fact that it is in the North.

[Cedavis6]

Granted, but your team doesn't go to Nats.
I wish for nothing.

[mnstrviola]

Granted, but then I give you some cake.

I wish school would start already.

[Cedavis6]

Granted, but you die upon entering.
I wish more people knew I was a good singer.

[A Person]

Granted, but due to your instant success, you are unprepared for the paparazzi and you go into a mental breakdown after all your mistakes are noted and shared with the country.
I wish for a editing software.

[Cedavis6]

Branted, but it edits away your computer... and everything else... slllooooowwwwllllyyyy....
I wish finding out who the Sassy is was easier.

[iwonder]

Granted, because they really killed someone and the police are helping out, with the intent to execute them.

I wish I had more money for SO. And tools, don't forget tools.

[Cedavis6]

Granted, but when you get them, you lose all intrest in SO.
I wish Disney World will take down HM, or make it less creepy, at least.