1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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or simply "you are going to die"

[Cedavis6]

68. Make the store into a Wipeout course.
69. Videotape/ take pictures of everything you don't like in the store, and combine them into one big video, and post it on youtube.

[cupcakegirl]

70. Talk to everyone you see about their "problems" in a deep psychologist way. Make sure to put your arm around the person you're talking to.

[awesome90220]

interesting none of our minds have came up with this one
71. flick off any employee you manage to see, bonus if its the owner

[Cheesy Pie]

72. Sing "Friday" over the intercom. Afterwards, steal a Justin Bieber CD and play it over the intercom. Extra points if there are lots of teenage girls in the store.

[5asdffdsa5]

73. buy a lot of guns and when you are at checkout keep muttering "they'll pay, they'll all pay."

[Cheesy Pie]

74. Act like a game show host. Call imaginary people down and tell them that they've won random stuff. Be loud.

[Cedavis6]

75. Stand in the middle of the door, and shout this list.
76. Say this list over the intercom.

[LCovington]

48. Hide in the middle of the circular clothing racks, and whisper "pick me" whenever anyone reaches in

This WILL get you kicked out (did it, and now I can't get within 50 metres of my local WALMART)

[Cheesy Pie]

77. Take random stuff off the shelves and act out TV episodes, movies, music videos, plays, etc with them.
78. Start a flash mob in the busiest section of the store. WITH SING ALONG.
79. Start a candy fight in the checkout.