Corrupt a Wish

[tornado guy]

Granted! But there would be a huge flashflood that would destroy your town.

I wish I could be in a tornado without getting hurt or killed.

[PacificGoldenPlover]

Granted. But your house is dropped down on the dictator of oz, and you are jailed indefinitely.

I wish I could see 300 species of birds.

[schylarshae]

Granted! But they all defecate on you... eewwwww!

I wish the freshmen would vanish!

[gneissisnice]

Granted! But they all defecate on you... eewwwww!

I wish the freshmen would vanish!

Granted, but then the sophomores would get picked on for becoming the new "freshmen", and no one would like them.

I wish I had some pie.

[PacificGoldenPlover]

Granted. But you only get some if you cut it into pi slices.

I wish they would raise taxes on millionaires.

[Sherry Berry]

Granted, but then all millionaires would get angry and rebel against our government, eventually succeeding in taking over the world and taxing all the non-millionaires they now rule over. Including your family.

I wish videos on Youtube would load faster.

[mnstrviola]

Granted, but then all millionaires would get angry and rebel against our government, eventually succeeding in taking over the world and taxing all the non-millionaires they now rule over. Including your family.

I wish videos on Youtube would load faster.

Granted, but now they all have 30 minute advertisements before you are able to watch them.

I wish anatomy terms were shorter and easier to memorize.

[Sherry Berry]

Granted, but then everyone else also finds them easier to memorize, so you get last place at all your competitions.

I wish Winter Break could last for a whole month.

[tornado guy]

Granted, but, summer break would only be a two week break..
I wish the sassys would be more active.

[silverheart7]

Granted, but then they kill you!

I wish that there would be little/no drama in my life.