Corrupt a Wish

[volleyballchic_101]

granted, but you couldnt do anything in the extra time that was added to the day

i wish they had more smilies

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then every comment you say would be so morbid and dark that you would never have a chance to use the new smilies without looking very creepy.
I wish my computer would open PDF files.

[volleyballchic_101]

granted, everytime your computer would open a PDF file it would crash

i wish christmas came more then once a year

[sweetcoop]

granted but every one would get sick of the holiday and would blow up the north pole
I wish i could get 100% on exper on Through the Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero III

[volleyballchic_101]

granted, but then your guitar would brust into flames

i wish michagan can have a better season

[binary010101]

Granted, but then you'd live in Alaska (with Sarah Palin).

I wish I could get good grades (100%) on all my tests.

[paradoxgirl]

granted, but then u would feel no real achievment after a while, and ur life would be a hollow sham. with cracking good marks.
i wish americans wouldn't talk with a weird accent

[volleyballchic_101]

granted, but everyone else would talk with a weird accent and we would be singled as outcasts

i wish i could go to timesquare for the ball drop on new year's eve

[b-baller]

Granted but then it would snap in two and a piece would land on you.
I wish the lions could have a winning season and go to the super bowl next year

[binary010101]

Granted, but the other teams would all drop out of the NFL, start their own league, and the NFL would go bankrupt.

I wish our economy wasn't down the drain.