Science Olympiad Quotes

[The Architect]

"Uh, hi. Can I have a cheese burger without the burger?"(At a McDonalds on the way to an invitational, he was a vegetarian)
"Why do you have to be such an Aquitard?!"
"You Aquitird!"
"Our Treb is firing too far."

[thewinner]

"Our Treb is firing too far."

^ Pure win right there.

[space scientist]

B Team member: "What? We need a turbine for physical science lab?"
B Team member doing Shock Value: "What is this thingymajig?" (pointing to a voltmeter)

What confounds me in that is that a person in Shock Value wouldn't know what a voltmeter looks like, but I was on the b team and in Shock Value when that happened (In other words, there is a slight chance that the quote could refer to me.).

One neat quote that one person said was, "The world is held together with adhesives, literally."

[fishman100]

(While we were passing the time with a tackle football game XD)

"Okay, here's something you won't hear at a football game."
'Oh no! I can't feel my legs!'
'Maybe because you have no arms?'

XD

[Sunshine Ninja]

-- "stop shaping balsa wood sticks and jabbing each other, VILENCE IS UNACCEPTABLE" --me

-----this year jv kid in ornithology during a practicums test " if u put a color, body part, and warbler in your answer it will be corect"

-----at the state opening last year year we wore lab coats n kick me signs...... the team behind us, whom we had annihilated at reginals were actualy kicking us....."i think they hate us

--- i was in food science last yr n we made forturne cookies, need i say more?

[Liv]

Coach: "Agh I don't know what's going on, they forgot the meter stick and we have one kid who looks like she's about to die in the corner."

Me: "... you know I can hear you, right?"


States 2011

[Wadhk]

"Hi, can I have a steak burger without the bun?" (@ steak & shake: someone who's allergic to wheat)

[Infinity Flat]

"Tim, you cannot turn clouds into mountains by popular vote!"
"But this is America!"

[tuftedtitmouse12]

(Bob is a person doing ornithology for the first year while this is my second)
Me: *points to a duck* Ok bob, tell me what this is
Bob:Its a peregrine falcon!
me: no...no quite...this is a wood duck. Ok, tell me what this is *points to a swan*
Bob: ITS A PEREGRINE FALCON!
me: uh, sorry, but no. now tell me what this is *points to an owl*
Bob: THIS IS THE PEREGRINE FALCON. I WILL NOT GET THIS WRONG OR ELSE I WILL KILL MYSELF
me: erm, sorry...this is a barn owl.

(this goes on for the whole 2 hours, we went through all 184 birds, and the last one was a peregrine falcon)

Me: ok bob, this is the LAST bird, NOW what do you think this is?
Bob: a carrot?
me:remember, a BIRD...
bob: erm, a rubber ducky?
me:no, this is a PEREGRINE FALCON!
bob: but i thought that peregrine falcons were made out of plastic!

[AlphaTauri]

During ProMod:
Me: "What's the difference between an adenovirus and a retrovirus?"
Partner: "They're spelled differently?"
Me: "..."

On the bus to States, when the middle schoolers are being loud and annoying:
Teammate: "Middle schoolers, I have had 2 hours of sleep. I can and will eat you."