Scioly Assassination 65: The Psychopath Next Door

[winneratlife]

Since the sassy can now make up random, unfair rules midgame, I presume everyone else can too. So... I declare myself an officer (quizbowl was an officer and he is now dead, presenting a problem) and I hereby accuse epicfailolympian. Yeah I know that was a load of bs but still, I have a HUGE suspicion that it is EFO, because both efo and quiz have never before been sassy and EFO is a girl.

Not allowed.

I use my last accusation on EpicFailOlympian.

EDIT: I protect myself. Oh and it's not EFO...it's...I know who...

[ophiophagus]

Yeah, I knew that was not allowed, but anyways... So who is it then? Let someone else accuse and get this over with...

[RandomPerson]

I hope this is a joke. I will be skinning all the assassinators alive if this is true, because Scylla's Sceptre was one of the worst assassination games ever.

[winneratlife]

Yeah, I knew that was not allowed, but anyways... So who is it then? Let someone else accuse and get this over with...

...

Well I don't have any accusations anymore.

[Assassinator]

Fmtiger is dead. I shot him with a pistol through his jugular vein, and laughed as he bled to death. He cried out my name as he sucked in his last breath. He muttered this:

You murderous fiend! It was you all along. Why didn't I kill you in the first place..

This game will now become more serious, considering that my minion is among the wreckage here.

The game, in a new twist, will be reverted back to 3 accusations per officer. Winneratlife, although you have accused incorrectly EpicFailOlympian, you did kill my slave, which inherits you 2 more accusations. No new officers are in, ophiophagus.

[winneratlife]

Fmtiger is dead. I shot him with a pistol through his jugular vein, and laughed as he bled to death. He cried out my name as he sucked in his last breath. He muttered this:

You murderous fiend! It was you all along. Why didn't I kill you in the first place..

This game will now become more serious, considering that my minion is among the wreckage here.

The game, in a new twist, will be reverted back to 3 accusations per officer. Winneratlife, although you have accused incorrectly EpicFailOlympian, you did kill my slave, which inherits you 2 more accusations. No new officers are in, ophiophagus.

Hey bro, guess what. You gave us 48 hours. It's been like 19.

[fmtiger124]

bs complete and utter bs. 48 hours is tomorrow at 5:24 (forum time...i dont know if my forum clock is right) you killed 30 hours early

[ophiophagus]

yeah I was kidding about the officer thing. And, um, it hasn't even been 24 hours let alone 48...
EDIT: Wow, ninja'd by winner and fm

[zyzzyva980]

As much as I complain about how dimwitted it makes one sound, I must say it:

Wut?

When you are picked, you are the ONE and ONLY ONE assassinator. You may make alliances as you wish, if you trust others to keep the confidence, but you are the ONLY assassinator. Having just read through about seven pages of the thread in about five minutes, maybe I've missed something.

What the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is going on?

[ophiophagus]

As much as I complain about how dimwitted it makes one sound, I must say it:

Wut?

When you are picked, you are the ONE and ONLY ONE assassinator. You may make alliances as you wish, if you trust others to keep the confidence, but you are the ONLY assassinator. Having just read through about seven pages of the thread in about five minutes, maybe I've missed something.

What the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is going on?

Exactly. I picked one assassinator and that was quizbowl. Currently, only quizbowl and the new assassinator herself know the identity of this new sassy, technically they could deny accusations indefinitely and never be caught. IMO, the whole point of having the correctly accusing officer pick the new sassy was to stop things like this from happening, three people - the former sassy, the officer and the new sassy- are aware of the sassy's identity. On an unrelated note, If you're going to change the accusation rules now , you're going to have to edit the rules page with these changes or post EXACTLY what the new rules are, not just something like "oh yeah now we're back to three accusations per officer". Also, currently there are 4 officers, one of which has only 2 accusations... Thats a total of 11 accusations to find this new sassy as opposed to a regular 15... Yo should probably make it 4 accusations per officer or something to remedy this.