Corrupt a Wish

[quadratic]

but I don't get what you mean so it doesn't happen
I wish I knew 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...
digits of pie
and that I could divide by zero
an that I knew that many digits of e
and that I could write out .1 in binary

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then the rules of math change to accomodate your wish and life as we know it drastically changes due to these new math rules, causing an unlikely string of events that ends in the Earth's explosion.

I wish that I could compete in science olympiad again. =(

[quizbowl]

Granted, but when you did, your team would get DQed and not make it past regionals.
I wish that I had another wish

[prelude to death]

Granted, but the genie who gave you your first wish would not accept that wish, therefore he would wreak havoc on you, your family, and the rest of society.

I wish my English homework would go away. >.<

[quadratic]

granted but you would grow up not knowing how to read and nver get a job
I wish I was exalted

[littlea53]

granted! You are so exalted that the internet crashes and i murder you in your sleep.

I wish i didnt have to pigeon

[Shelbea98]

Granted, but now you have to worm?

I wish that this wish could't get corrupted.

[Sherry Berry]

Granted, but then this whole thread would lose its meaning.

I wish that I could meet Eleanor Roosevelt.

[akatsuki9]

Yes, but if you went back in time to see her, according to Spock, everyone's destinies would change, so if you went back to the present, you would find an alternate version of yourself who probably hates scioly and who robs banks every other weekend.

I wish that I could win the mafia 2 game that just came up.

[schylarshae]

Granted! But now the REAL Mafia comes after you!

I wish the snow would melt.