Corrupt a Wish

[5asdffdsa5]

you do but then the world ends
i wish i could have an xbox

[quizbowl]

you would, but you would be injured in an accident, rendering your hands useless, and you can only watch as your little brother happily plays while you remain bedridden.
i wish for this thread to end.

[paleonaps]

Fine, but it gets started again under a different name.

[M-E-T-H-O-D MAN]

I wish Paleonaps would make a wish instead of killing the game.

[paleonaps]

Fine, but then the game dies.
I wish I was a pirate.

[crazibanana_51]

But then a bunch of ninjas kill you because they hate pirates.
I wish I had more girl scout cookies

[quizbowl]

granted, but you become allergic to them.
i wish that nationals was closer to NY.

[M-E-T-H-O-D MAN]

Granted, but you're too sick to go.

I wish that people as a whole were slightly more logical.

[5asdffdsa5]

they are but you don't know it
i wish i could think of a good wish

[quizbowl]

they are but you don't know it
i wish i could think of a good wish

granted, but your mouth is cut off before you wish it.
i wish that i had some deliciously cooked bacon.