Scioly Assassination 58: A Killing Carol

[paleonaps]

Now, it probably seems weird that I was pushing so hard to leave paleonaps unprotected, that's because I was helping out robodude in this game. He wanted some help and I decided I would agree to help him out.

I HATE YOU

[zyzzyva980]

I'm sorry.

[brobo]

Please don't be mad at zyzzyva, it was me who put him up to it and kept pushing it. If there's anyone to blame, it would be me. I just really really wanted to kill you.... nothing personal.

[paleonaps]

Nah, it's okay now that it ended so soon. I'm mad that you did that- I don't think that Assassinators are supposed to manipulate the players against protecting the right person, but my hard feelings are gone. I took you off my foes list.
EDIT:

I really wanted to kill you...nothing personal.

Oxymoron of the day. Why, may I ask?

[RandomPerson]

Buying an inexpensive computer: 500$

Yearly cost of internet: 200$

Using that computer and internet connection to see palonaps' reaction to being killed:

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU GIGANTIC F***!!!!! (sorry I'm a little mad)

.priceless.

[IdahoSciGuy]

I liked following along! I can't wait till the new game is posted!

[quizbowl]

i knew it about zyzzyva. i had a hunch all along.

[paleonaps]

Buying an inexpensive computer: 500$

Yearly cost of internet: 200$

Using that computer and internet connection to see palonaps' reaction to being killed:

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU YOU GIGANTIC F***!!!!! (sorry I'm a little mad)

.priceless.

You know, that's an actual picture of me when I read that post. I also had a speech bubble next to me.

[AlphaTauri]

One more thing- Assassinator, are you sure about the gender of your target? ('Cause we've had plenty of mix-ups before...)

I am sure. I'm not as foolish as some other gender confused people.

Perhaps this next scene will not end so violently?
Look here, the next victim doesn't make sense, but must die before they remember me.

Hmm, I would say the first part could point to me, not sure what to make of the 2nd part. Is there anyone who is associated with memory or forgetfulness?

brobo can't remember peoples genders usually....his name is robodude so that could attribute to the doesn't make sense...he's a robot but he's a dude. Not sure what to make of this though

Considering brobo was the Assassinator, I find this somewhat ironic.

[paleonaps]

Ha ha, I didn't even notice that!