Scioly Assassination 58: A Killing Carol

[AlphaTauri]

The one time I'm away from the computer, the game has to go up. Oh well.

"How now!" said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever. "What do you want with me?"

Much! For I am the spirit of an Assassinator who has passed away into the depths of the forums, an assassinator long gone, accused a while ago... And since then, the games have fallen victim to a repetitious pattern, and has fallen victim to spam!
But I am here to-night to warn you, that you have yet a chance and hope to change the opinion of the Assassinations. Over the next several weeks, you will be haunted by Three Spirits- The Ghost of Assassinations Past, the Ghost of Assassinations Present, and the Ghost of Assassinations Future!

A Christmas Carol, eh? A little early for that...it's only August.

[Assassinations Past]

I suppose I wasn't quite clear. What I meant by "many have died by his hand" is "he is a past assassinator and has killed at least one person." While he has killed before, I don't think many will consider his kill rate to be very high.

Also, who doesn't love Christmas in August?

[zyzzyva980]

I do! Except... it's a bit hot out there. robotman's still an option... can't/don't want to think of anyone else right now

[brobo]

I can't wait to see how the future works.
Also, the assassinator is lol like I'm going to say

[zyzzyva980]

The assassinator is...?

Oh, I see, you're saying the assassinator exists. Good to know. I was having trouble figuring that out.

[Assassinator]

Wait, what is this? Quizbowl is both an officer AND an informant? We can't be having this! Congrats cypressfalls Robert, you're in as the last informant.

[Paradox21]

Amerikestral has killed 1 person as Assassinator and plays violin. Seems like a good candidate.

[AlphaTauri]

One more thing- Assassinator, are you sure about the gender of your target? ('Cause we've had plenty of mix-ups before...)

[Assassinations Past]

One more thing- Assassinator, are you sure about the gender of your target? ('Cause we've had plenty of mix-ups before...)

I am sure. I'm not as foolish as some other gender confused people.

[fmtiger124]

amerikestral or robotman...thoughts on who to protect?