Scioly Assassination 57: Judgement Day

[brobo]

I support Jocool with his accusation. It was a good accusation, and we can cross one person off our suspect list.

Also, please no more ciphers for self clues! I've tried almost everything I can think of, but I can't figure out what types of ciphers those are in your last two self clues.

[Assassinator]

I have struck again.
This time, I brought down paleonaps95.

It was a short trip to New York, where I found him digging alone in a pit. Naturally, I disguised myself as a reporter, and approached him. I told him I was doing a report on Archeological digs in New York, and had some questions for him. He jumped at the idea, and began to batter me with information. After nearly an hour, I asked him the most important question of all:

"How would you like to die?"

He stared at me for a minute with an incredulous look on his face. Then I took off my sunglasses, and his face grew narrow.

"So it was you all along..." he menaced.

He took a shovel out of the pit, and rushed me. I had little time to think, so I tried to dodge, but to no avail. He hit me square on the forearm, and with a loud crack and blast of pain, I knew he had broken my arm. I stumbled back, and he faced off again.

"Did you like that? Now I will tell everyone who you are!" he yelled as he charged.

However, it was his mistake. He failed to notice that I had backed up into a pick, and as he rushed to me with the shovel raised over his head, I struck. He slumped to the ground, a pick blade sticking out of his back.

'You'll never get away with this..." were his final words. Like my last victim, I couldn't just leave him there, so I threw him into Bertha, my trusty rock grinder, which had somehow made it to my location. It was quite a mess.

A new clue and self clue will be up later today.

Also, robodude, perhaps you are looking at it wrong. Look into your past.

[brobo]

!!! I think I know the answer!!!!
/me goes to check this out

I'll come back in a few minutes.

[zyzzyva980]

paleonaps, the correct answer there is: "I'd like to die of natural causes"

Suspect o' the day: Did you know that EFO has made one post all game?

Just asking, the Assassinator can't lie in his/her cover-ups, right?

Quite suspicious, don't you think?

[brobo]

Nice going assassinator, but your clue violated some copyrights.
See?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdyq0CBzz1w

It was the way my first set of clues was formated in #49: A Red Herring (hereitis). It was the first clue I ever made, and one of my favorites. I gave everyone a series of odd looking characters, just like Bdyq0CBzz1w, and told them to Google it. It's a YouTube video code, but the assassinator didn't check into some copyrights, courtesy of Record Industry Association of Japan.

So unless the copy right violation is itself the clue, you owe us a new one.

[Assassinator]

robodude, that was the plan. I may be gruesome, but I am not going to cheat my officers out of a self clue. It will be posted later tonight.

[brobo]

Ok. The main point of that post was to draw to your attention the fact that your self clue was removed due to copyright issues, and then I threw that part in at the end as an afterthought. Thanks.

[frogzorz]

Who likes to mash things up? (woodchipper, rock grinder, see a pattern?)

[Assassinator]

My apologies.
I cannot post the next clue today.
I will post them tomorrow.
In the meantime, enjoy this awesome.

qybUFnY7Y8w

[zyzzyva980]

Rube Goldberg Machine - OK Go.
Been mentioned several times on the forums.

In the meantime, enjoy this awesome.

I hope that was on purpose, or else my opinion of this assassinator has gone way down.