The Virtual Game- Game #1

[ichaelm]

um ok congratz!

[Squanto]

"I'm sorry" I say. "Only one of us can make it off this island... and I want that to be me." (It is an island, right?)

I whistle to my giant eagle pal, who attacks the weak kjhsscioly and makes the kill. I stand by, waiting with my spear in case the eagle falls- unlikely as that seems.

I respectfully bury kjhsscioly as I did with ichaelm. (s)He had no choice in coming here either, and fought bravely to the end. Then, I fly off the island on my giant eagle, to go home at last.

This was dangerous... If you had failed your eagle would have killed you...

[zyzzyva980]

No, my eagle really likes me. We're best friends, I'm giving him English lessons.

[paleonaps]

O rly?

[zyzzyva980]

Yes. He's catching on quite well. And nobody's complaining about him at all, because... well, some did, but they aren't anymore.

[paleonaps]

Does it speak with an Irish brogue?

[zyzzyva980]

No. More of a Spanish accent, really, surprisingly enough.

[paleonaps]

Hola, los deportistas olímpicos ciencia. Yo soy el águila que se dio a la revista literaria a través de un acto de dios (bueno en realidad el paleontólogo pero lo suficientemente cerca). Me gusta comer seres humanos, especialmente los de Illinois que resultan ser mujeres. He adquirido el gusto por esta comida específica de mi dueño, que me dio de comer una mujer humana de Illinois para ganar el juego virtual. Ahora él es el moderador. ¡Adiós!

[zyzzyva980]

lol. Very nice.

[paleonaps]

Gracias señor caballero, me pongo pensar en eso. Sólo necesitamos más águilas con un toque español. Entonces tal vez podamos tener unos con acento escocés.