Riddles

[yyy4401]

Soliders are maching from a town. They are carring torches yet the town is not on fire what am i
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[FueL]

Here's a riddle: There is a village where the barber shaves all those and only those who do not shave themselves. Who shaves the barber?

@yyy4401: Clarification please? :o

[zyzzyva980]

Answer (yyy4401) (Click to Show Hidden Text)

You are yyy4401

Answer (FueL) (Click to Show Hidden Text)

The barber shaves anyone who doesn't shave themselves. If the barber shaves himself, he doesn't, and if he doesn't, he does. It has to be a paradox. Unless there is a robot who shaves the barber?

There is an island in a lake that is in a remote part of the country. There has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland. Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island. How did the tractor get there?

[winneratlife]

Here's a riddle: There is a village where the barber shaves all those and only those who do not shave themselves. Who shaves the barber?

@yyy4401: Clarification please?

Answer (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Paradox. There is no such barber.

EDIT: Oops! Hid answer.

[zyzzyva980]

I posted a new riddle in my previous post ^

[winneratlife]

Answer (yyy4401) (Click to Show Hidden Text)

You are yyy4401

Answer (FueL) (Click to Show Hidden Text)

The barber shaves anyone who doesn't shave themselves. If the barber shaves himself, he doesn't, and if he doesn't, he does. It has to be a paradox. Unless there is a robot who shaves the barber?

There is an island in a lake that is in a remote part of the country. There has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland. Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island. How did the tractor get there?

Hey! That's not fair! Now it looks like you got the answer first

Anyways, I teleported it.

Real Answer (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Either a) The bridge connected not to the mainland, but to another island, where the tractor was either build or transported to, or b) this is a prehistoric tractor that was driven on to the island, which was at the time a peninsula. The peninsula broke off and became an island with the tractor already on it, or c) It was like the Native Americans coming to North America. There was a land bridge during the Ice Age.  :D

EDIT: Oops! Used code instead of hide.

[zyzzyva980]

Nope.

[amerikestrel]

I posted a new riddle in my previous post ^

Answer (Click to Show Hidden Text)

The tractor could have been driven onto a small mountain, and then the lake formed around it.

Edit: Hidden

[FueL]

winneratlife and zyzzyva are correct. The barber riddle is a form of Russel's paradox.

winneratlife beat me to the answer to zyzzva's riddle.

Edit: Or not. Well, those were my best guesses.

[zyzzyva980]

Nope again. Hint: The tractor was built after the island had formed.

FueL: None of the answers have been correct, you've still got time.