jokes

[sciencegeek100]

a horseshoe crab, a trilobite, and a dunkleosteus swim into a bar....

[cypressfalls Robert]

a horseshoe crab, a trilobite, and a dunkleosteus swim into a bar....

[sweetcoop]

A blonde walks into a barber shop for a haircut wearing headphones. The barber says "Maam, you need to take off the headphones so I can cut your hair."
The blonde says "Take off my headphones?? If I do, I'll die!".
The barber says "Don't be so dramatic, it's only for a few minutes".
She agrees, and takes off her headphones. A couple of minutes later, she's dead.
The barber, who is upset and confused, puts on her headphones and hears "Breathe in....breathe out...breathe in....breathe out..."

another blond joke go figure.. btw i have brown so all r funny

Wait you mean you are burnette.

If so I have a great joke about burnettes.


Why are all Blond Jokes so short?



So burnettes can remember them.

[EpicFailOlympian]

Heres one: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes!-(it runs in your jeans)

[winneratlife]

Sciencegeek, it is not necessary to quintuple post...that's what "edit" is for

Heres one: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes!-(it runs in your jeans)

Ye...fun...having diarrhea running in your jeans...

[Celeste]

A blonde walks into a barber shop for a haircut wearing headphones. The barber says "Maam, you need to take off the headphones so I can cut your hair."
The blonde says "Take off my headphones?? If I do, I'll die!".
The barber says "Don't be so dramatic, it's only for a few minutes".
She agrees, and takes off her headphones. A couple of minutes later, she's dead.
The barber, who is upset and confused, puts on her headphones and hears "Breathe in....breathe out...breathe in....breathe out..."

another blond joke go figure.. btw i have brown so all r funny

I have blonde hair and they're still all funny! But being in Science Olympiad kind of nullifies the whole "dumb" part of the blonde thing.

[yyy4401]

A blonde walks into a barber shop for a haircut wearing headphones. The barber says "Maam, you need to take off the headphones so I can cut your hair."
The blonde says "Take off my headphones?? If I do, I'll die!".
The barber says "Don't be so dramatic, it's only for a few minutes".
She agrees, and takes off her headphones. A couple of minutes later, she's dead.
The barber, who is upset and confused, puts on her headphones and hears "Breathe in....breathe out...breathe in....breathe out..."

another blond joke go figure.. btw i have brown so all r funny

I have blonde hair and they're still all funny! But being in Science Olympiad kind of nullifies the whole "dumb" part of the blonde thing.

i know

[teppy2]

Two men are playing golf. They notice two women at the hole ahead of them playing very slowly. The first man says, "Can you tell them to lets play through that hole first." The second man says, "No, one is my wife and the other is my mistress." The second man walks halfway there and then turns back and says, "Man its a small world."

[cypressfalls Robert]

One day little johnny's teacher asks the class the following question: There are 5 birds on a powerline and you shoot one of them, how many are left?

Johnny hastily replies: none, because the others will get scared

the teacher sas: actually 4 , but I like the way you think

so little Johnny asks the teacher: There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, the first one is tenderly licking the top, the second one is shoving the entire cone down her throat and eat ing the cone, and the last one is biting chunks off of the cone, which one is married?

Then shyly the teacher replies: the second one

Little johnny then says: actually it was the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!

[paleonaps]

All polar bears are left handed.
10% of car thieves are left handed
Therefore, if your car is stolen, there is a 10% chance it was taken by a polar bear.