Save the person on top of you!

[cypressfalls Robert]

I throw miley cyruss in their way but now there is a huge supernova

[pjolala]

so then i take up all the random particles on the air and make a spaceship that can fit all of us in less than a minute and then i take everyone to mars but then it turns out that the aliens on mars ( not that i believe in aliens) are actually a mirror world of earth and we are about to be executed in a town square

[paleonaps]

So we quickly submit to their crazy anti-alien religion. Then some crazy evangelicals carry us to a cave to feed us to Barthon-Uth, their crazed falcon god....

[yyy4401]

we call in the ghost (ghost recon 2) bet now they are thretaning to blow up earth

[pjolala]

so then we trade half of our gold and money (from each continent) and they give us info on how to perform supernatural things


but now the whole world's economy is almost dead


(this save is going to be interesting... )

[zyzzyva980]

No one cares, it's been that way for a while.

But then... everybody realizes that the economy is almost dead, and they blame us.

[duckiegirl2]

So I bring Obama to talk us out of the situation, but then a sniper is spotted on a near roof top aimed at Obama!!

[cypressfalls Robert]

so I give him an even easier shot and so all our problems are solved ...but then I run for president

[zyzzyva980]

You lose in a landslide. Plus, you're not 35.

But then China threatens to take us over and we have no president!

[winneratlife]

But then I (being the leader of China) change my mind and take over Mexico instead...

But now the Canadian government kidnaps me!