Science Olympiad Quotes

[soobsession]

"Is it just me, or do I have a spider in my pants?"

[zyzzyva980]

(said to our coach a week before regionals) "Don't Panic"
(her response) "I'm not panicking... I'm hungry"

[soobsession]

"Learning Everyday- "ahhhh! I didn't know that!'"

"Dude! I'm eating applesauce with a fork!"
"Hah! That's like eating jello with a straw-- I do it all the time!"

[Celeste]

"I totally know how many seconds are in a minute...."
"If there's a multiple choice question where the answers are numbers and you don't know, always pick the second highest number. Always."
"OMG take a picture of the octopus eating my head!"
"Ew, the Incas ate domesticated guinea pigs." "You eat domesticated guinea pigs." "Your face eats domesticated guinea pigs."
"It looks like something Batman would drive."
"They speak a different language."
"I totally thought those mustaches were real for a sec..."
"I don't think this place exists. They're totally just screwing with us."
"Legit."

[courage7856]

Back to the whole duct tape thing, yesterday I had a 7 hour MP workday. The whole time, pretty much all we said other than "OW" when we burned ourselves was "I need the duct tape!" Which brings us to our most favorite SciOly quote ever: "If it has duct tape, it's Science Olympiad. If it's a lot, it's a guy."

[sisomg11]

Back to the whole duct tape thing, yesterday I had a 7 hour MP workday. The whole time, pretty much all we said other than "OW" when we burned ourselves was "I need the duct tape!" Which brings us to our most favorite SciOly quote ever: "If it has duct tape, it's Science Olympiad. If it's a lot, it's a guy."

unless you (like me) go to an all guys school, in which case duct tape is either missing or used sparingly in order to avoid constantly having to buy more

[sweetcoop]

Ok two new ones from today

This was right after the test for Forensics
M-me K-my partner

K: That guy was kinda cute
M: *** I am a guy and don't think of guys that way.
K: Ok admitt it you thought that blonde was cute didn't you
M: What blonde the one with the white shirt on the table next to us
K: Yes
M: Ok I'll admit I did think she was kinda cute.

This was during Experimental Design.

M-me P-partner That kid-Dudeincolorado

M: Ok ***** get some whater.
P: I am going to use a pipettet so I can be cool like that kid

Dude had used a pipettet to get water for his group

[computergeek3]

"Buggy go straight"

[soobsession]

"Look at this Cedar Waxwing! It's a pear!"

[courage7856]

Since my fossil partner hasn't been working for the past two years, my coach informed him he would work on the binder or lose the event. So, he made a single (!) page. I read it in history this afternoon, and our conversation went something like this:

Me: You are an idiot
Partner: *swears* What do you mean? I did the work!
Me: This page is about the three kinds of fish on the list!
Partner: Exactly! I made a whole page all by myself! You act like I never do anything right! What did I do wrong this time?
Me: There are four kinds of fish on the fossil list! Agnatha, Placodermi, Chondrichthyes, and Osteichthyes!
Partner: What did I forget?
Me: You forgot Placodermi! Don't you know how important they were in terms of evolution?
Partner: No! You're the one who's supposed to know everything.

We've been fossil partners for two years, and Regionals is Saturday.